The Hills:Columbus Edition

[The Gloaming]

By Davis

Thanks for tuning into the hottest new show on Saturday afternoons and occasionally Saturday nights(seldomly because tradition is so wonderful). The Hills: Columbus Edition. This show features an all new cast of college football players and coaches instead of the old gang. LCs making clothes, Kristen is watching her Husband attempt to play football on Sundays, Brody is toasting to great friends and Spencer is hoarding crystals.

This season features all new players, Urban, Cardale, JT, Brax and Zeke. And let's not forget the drama. This season is full of it. Quarterback issues, running back struggles and a coach who has to pick between LC and Kristen...I mean Cardale and JT.

The First episode sets the stage around a Quarterback controversy spanning all summer long. Who's better, is it the 2nd string(JT) or 3rd string(Cardale) QB? What happened to 1st string(Brax)?! He's nursing a shoulder injury but we cant help but feel that hes still a better choice than JT or Cardale. Oh well, the drama is crazy! At the end, Urban calls Cardale and says hes caught his eye. Let's just hope he doesn't go to Cabo(Va Tech) and fool around on Urban.

In episodes 2-8, Cardale fools around on Urban and he has to call JT and say I've made a huge mistake. Unfortunately for Urban, JT fools around and upsets him too. At least Brax had a cool dance move on the field. We see the drama building as Urban cant pick between his QBs and it's causing havoc for his underwhelming team. Enter Zeke, the guy who cant find a jersey tight enough. Everyone is high on him but he struggles for most of the first half of the season to do anything more than pick up girls in garbage time. Cardale goes to twitter to vent and then takes it back. JT is used on the side and Cardale doesn't like it. The drama is intense!!!!

Will Cardale finally prove to Urban that he's the guy or will JT keep Urbans eyes wandering? Can Zeke get more than 2ypc? Will Braxton do anything? Will the offense finally live up to the hype!? Tune in this Saturday at 8pm and see!!!!

****SPOILER ALERT****

ohio state underwhelms and Baylor wins again by 50+.