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Tax Letter

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Actual 'Letter to the Editor' from the February 5th edition of the
Wichita Falls, Texas Times Record News...

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed
April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, building permit tax,
CDL tax, cigarette tax, corporate income tax, dog licence tax, federal
income tax, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting licence tax,
fishing licence tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory
tax, liquor tax, luxury tax, medicare tax, city, school and county
property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), real estate tax, social
security tax, road usage tax, toll road tax, state and city sales tax,
recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, state unemployment tax,
telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local
surcharge tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, telephone state
and local tax, utility tax, vehicle licence registration tax, capitol
gains tax, lease severance tax, oil and gas assessment tax, Colorado
property tax, Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales
tax, and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and
money.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an
Honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen
Charles Rangle, Senator Chris Dodd, Congressman Barney Frank and
ex-Senator Tom Daschle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. None
or minimal penalties and interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my
stimulus check.

Ed Barnett
Wichita Falls


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:aaaaa59 :aaaaa41


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I enjoyed this.


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:aaaaa41


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:aaaaa41 :aaaaa41


He probably just got audited going back the last 8 yrs.


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Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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blue53 wrote::aaaaa41 :aaaaa41


He probably just got audited going back the last 8 yrs.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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