Really dumb things said

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If you come to a fork in the road, take it

Yogi Berra

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National Book Month

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

George W. Bush

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You should go to other people's funeral , otherwise , they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra

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A lot of people my age are dead at the present time.

Casey Stengel

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Thesaurus day

I haven't heard the president state that we're at war. That's why I too am not knowing--do we use the term -intervention? Do we use -war? Do we use -squirmish? What is it?

Sarah Palin, on the U.S. and NATO bombing of Libya.

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I am throwing twice as hard as i ever did. It's just not getting there as fast.

Lefty Gomez

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National popcorn week

When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper...because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms....and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper.

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, while campaigning for president in 2008

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The doctor X-rayed my head and found nothing.

Dizzy Dean, after being hit in the head with a ball in the 1934 World series.

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I prefer fast food

What Rocky Bridges said for the reason he didn't eat snails.

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Inauguration Day

To kind of suddenly try to get my hair colored,and dance up and down in a miniskirt or do something, you know , show that I've got a lot of jazz out there and drop a bunch of one-liners, I'm running for the president of the United States...I kind of think I'm a scintillating kind of fellow.

Vice-president George H. W. bush in 1988.

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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Manti Te'o

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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.

What Tug McGraw said when asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf. [National League pitcher]

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Martin Luther king Jr. Day

I saw my father march with Martin Luther King

Romney said this in 2007 bragging about his family's record on civil rights............Romney later admitted he didn't see his father with King nor did his father ever march with the civil rights leader on the same day or in the same city.

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