McConaughey, Girlfriend Are Expecting

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:23 pm

Tuesday, October 23, 2007
What deodorant would Matthew Mcconaughey use?

Not SURE if this qualifies as entertainment. I just thought it was funny...its happened to people, I know it has.

What is one thing that all people are self-conscious about? How they smell! What do you do if your deodorant is not working anymore and you have that strange masked B.O. deodorant smell? I ask myself, "What would Matthew Mcconaughey do? Actually, that is a horrible thing to ask yourself, considering he has a reputation for reeking of body odor.

I have changed deodorant only once in my life. I used to stand confidently behind the Degree brand, but one day it just stopped working. How could this happen? Not my darling deodorant Degree!?

Immediately I took action. I could not walk around smelling weird...that day haunts me to this day! I often wondered, "do I really stink or maybe it's just me?! I wasn't SURE. My quest for the perfect deodorant was brief. I tried the gel brands, but they felt sticky and were just plain annoying.

Then I saw this brand called SURE shining down at the end of the aisle at the grocery store. It looked cheap and was cheap. Hmm? I bought it anyway and it worked like a charm.

What deodorant would McConaughey wear? I would like to think Sure could help him, but his funk is far to powerful...on another level.

Posted by DamonG at 2:48 PM

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:48 pm

You got my curiosity up so I researched it.

I had found that he doesn't wear deodorant but he does make homemade colognes something about he didn't like the chemicals in store brands because they could be harmful to his body.

I also heard though that he doesn't smell bad.

That being hard to believe considering every pic you see of him he is running or coming out of a gym.

I still think he is adorable. I can't believe you don't at least think he is cute and has a great personality (at least on camera)

Baby Duck · Post by **Baby Duck** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 2:53 pm

I don't care if you think he is weird I would be weird with him anytime he wanted.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:00 pm

valleyfan07 wrote:You got my curiosity up so I researched it.

I had found that he doesn't wear deodorant but he does make homemade colognes something about he didn't like the chemicals in store brands because they could be harmful to his body.

I also heard though that he doesn't smell bad.

That being hard to believe considering every pic you see of him he is running or coming out of a gym.

I still think he is adorable. I can't believe you don't at least think he is cute and has a great personality (at least on camera)

Nope....not my type. ;-)

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:09 pm

Baby Duck wrote:I don't care if you think he is weird I would be weird with him anytime he wanted.

I could definately get my freak on!! ;-)

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:10 pm

Let me guess, you like sean connery? Harrison Ford the distinguished gentlemen?

Although, I have no beef with those fellows either!

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:18 pm

valleyfan07 wrote:Let me guess, you like sean connery? Harrison Ford the distinguished gentlemen?

Although, I have no beef with those fellows either!

I can't stand Sean Connery.

His voice irritates me.

Harrison Ford seems like a great guy but he is a bit too old for my taste.

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:23 pm

well who do you like?

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:27 pm

George Clooney is quite handsome.

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:29 pm

agreed!! and funny too!

mel gibson?

Johnny depp? he is my second favorite

kantuckyII · Post by **kantuckyII** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:38 pm

The Instructor wrote:George Clooney is quite handsome.

What if your Cutie Pie sees that? he's going to be crushed! He already feels threatened because he is like 50 years older than you (and most of the population). You know how insecure he is and I'm afraid you've just made it worse!

Now, I think I am owed an explanation for:

We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father," he said.

McConaughey goes on to say, "Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution."

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:43 pm

you know kantuck, I am not sure about that, kinda wierd thing to say but again, i can't hear with my eyes. ;-)

Baby Duck · Post by **Baby Duck** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:07 pm

Sam Elliott he is my man he ages like a fine wine.

valleyfan07 · Post by **valleyfan07** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:10 pm

eww, i like him too!! very sexy!

kantuckyII · Post by **kantuckyII** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:22 pm

well valleyfan07, he must be one heck of a man (even if he does stink) to capture The Instructor's attention from her Cutie Pie

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:06 pm

kantuckyII wrote:
The Instructor wrote:George Clooney is quite handsome.

What if your Cutie Pie sees that? he's going to be crushed! He already feels threatened because he is like 50 years older than you (and most of the population). You know how insecure he is and I'm afraid you've just made it worse!

Now, I think I am owed an explanation for:

We are stoked and wowed by this miracle of creation and this gift from God, and so excited for the adventure that will come in raising this child, being a mother and a father," he said.

McConaughey goes on to say, "Wish us the best, keep us in your prayers, and God bless evolution."

My Cutie Pie is ALWAYS #1 in my heart!

He knows it too so there isn't any reason for him to be jealous. ;-)

hamilton86 · Post by **hamilton86** » Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:26 pm

who is your cutie pie instructor?

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:09 am

hamilton86 wrote:who is your cutie pie instructor?

I thought everyone on here knew my Cutie Pie but then I noticed you are a Newbie on here.

So, here you go.

My Cutie Pie is none other than TigerTownTurkey!!

He is such a Cutie Pie!!

My Sweetie Pie is FIDO!!

He is such a sweet man!!

ghostwriter · Post by **ghostwriter** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:50 pm

Looks like he has a film coming out February 8th titled "Fools Gold"....

kantuckyII · Post by **kantuckyII** » Thu Jan 17, 2008 7:11 pm

What kinda pie is you You're Tiger Bait there Instructor to you?

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