Why Why Why????

[orange-n-brown 365]

Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

[BigOrangeOne]

Why do people pay $2000. for a treadmill machine in the winter then go out and pay $2000. for a riding lawnmower in the spring?

[Burg_Grad_77]

Why does Bob spell his name backwards?

Why do balding men have to pay the same price for a haircut as a man with a full head of hair? Shouldn't they get a "half off" discount?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[orange-n-brown 365]

Why do people pay $2000. for a treadmill machine in the winter then go out and pay $2000. for a riding lawnmower in the spring?

[orange-n-brown 365]

Why does Bob spell his name backwards?

Why do balding men have to pay the same price for a haircut as a man with a full head of hair? Shouldn't they get a "half off" discount?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

[RVRaiderFan]

Why does Bob spell his name backwards?

Why do balding men have to pay the same price for a haircut as a man with a full head of hair? Shouldn't they get a "half off" discount?

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Now the "Bob" one is down right funny!!

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

WHY DO I TYPE SLOW WHEN I'M TALKING TO CERTAIN PEOPLE.

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

[RVRaiderFan]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

OK....the "Bob" was hilarious......that TB was FREAKIN hilarious!!

[noreply66]

Why do they put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

OK....the "Bob" was hilarious......that TB was FREAKIN hilarious!!

---------------------------------------- thanks, then again, why can't they simply put in the restroom, a roll of toilet paper, not fax paper on an enclosed uniroyal tire, that comes off 1 sheet at a time. just things i think about. sorry to get people involved

[Tigercannon71]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

Im with you on that one.

[orange-n-brown 365]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

Im with you on that one.

me too they do that to the girls also

[Brutus8907]

WHY DO THEY MAKE TOILETS IN WALMART, THE SIZE OF THE MASTER BEDROOM, THEN STUFF THE TERLET ALL THE WAY IN THE BACK CORNER AGAINST THE WALL, WHERE YOU GOTTA SIT SIDEWAYS.

a fine point, i've often wondered this myself