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Golf Injury







Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her

ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together

at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.


The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I

could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.


'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the

man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened

his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments

and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: 'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'


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My evening chuckle....thank you ONB. :lol:
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well I try to give you all at least one belly laugh a day God knows most days I need it :122245


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:lol: :lol: good one!


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:lol: :lol: nice


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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's a good one. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Yeppers definatly a good one. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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That funny right there, I don't care who ya are.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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That was funny!! :lol:


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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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:aaaaa27 :aaaaa87


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