The Trailer Park

[mstangmom]

I think she might return here in a few days she and I do share a special day.

[WhiteWhiskers]

Seniors In The Trailer Park


A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in Trailer Estates, a Florida mobile home park. A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench.

After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?"

He replies, "I lived here years ago."

"So, where were you all these years?"

"In prison," he says.

"Why did they put you in prison?"

He looked at her, and very quietly said, "I killed my wife."

"Oh!" said the woman. "So you're single..."

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A man was telling his neighbor in Trailer Estates, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

" Twelve thirty ."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at The Trailer Estates Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

"Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful,'" Morris replied.

To which doctor said, "I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful!'"

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A little old man shuffled slowly into the "Orange Dipper," an ice cream parlor in Trailer Estates, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis!"

[BubbleGumTiger]

Those are great!


kinda reminds me of a few of the residents currently living in the park........excluding myself...............

[orange-n-brown 365]

good ones

[BubbleGumTiger]

Fido, the queen is fine, I saw her at the Ironton game Friday all decked out in her Ohio State t-shirt......just as pretty as she always is........

[BubbleGumTiger]

lock your car and garage...........it seems to be open season for private property...............

[BubbleGumTiger]

rain in the forecast.....

[orange-n-brown 365]

I thought the park closed up! Glad to see its still open

[BubbleGumTiger]

I thought the park closed up! Glad to see its still open

The park will be here as long as SEOPS is here......everyone is fine, no new babies since the last update but that could change this winter........everyone is still working.......some are still not cooking.........basketball season is around the corner and from what I understand the BookBag fellas will be in their usual seat in the Conley center with a new wave of criticism for the striped-fellas....gotta luv them guys........with the Holidays coming up the decorations will start to appear.........so everything is normal for now.......

[orange-n-brown 365]

will the beer bottle tree appear for the boys to gaze at??

[BubbleGumTiger]

will the beer bottle tree appear for the boys to gaze at??

YEP............

[Rhiannon]

Thanks for the heads up Mayor. We had to bring them new irons in from the garage. Heaven forbid someone take those things Who knew golf was so expensive.

Yes still not using the 4 letter word in my house(cook and bake).

Can't wait for basketball season either. Should be another good year.

[BubbleGumTiger]

damp and cool this morning with the bulk of the showers moving east....... breezy this afternoon

[BubbleGumTiger]

quiet day in the park, checkers and backgammon at the Instructor's trailer tonite.............

[OZZIEOHIO]

I heard on the news that a elderly man ran thru the park, only wearing a long yellow rain coat that said Life guard on the back.

[BubbleGumTiger]

I heard on the news that a elderly man ran thru the park, only wearing a long yellow rain coat that said Life guard on the back.

did doggie put you up to saying that........I saw him also but he was walking not running..........

[BubbleGumTiger]

soggy and damp this morning.......lots of activities today, basketball scrimmages (RRR) and illness in the park.......one of the residents has a dose of the chicken pox but Mom has things under control.......surely Mom can open a can of chicken noodle soup and warm it up for the little fella.......

[BubbleGumTiger]

I told that dang dowgg to stop spreading his germs (chicken pox) in Ironton.

I hope the poor fella gets to feeling better. I can't believe ma isn't feeding the little fella.

Two things to remember: and try not to forget these cause they are very important....

1.doggie aint allowed in the park and that funny little chubby fella who runs with him is barred also...........

2. Mom dont cook, Amen Corner will take care of that little fella.......

[Rhiannon]

I have been taking good care of the little golfer. He doesn't have much of an appetite right now. I did run to Giovanni's last night and get him a pizza bread sandwich. So I am feeding him Plus I fixed him french toast stixs yesterday morning for breakfast.

Just pray he gets better soon. You know how bored a 15 year old gets when they can't go anywhere. He is covered with them.

[BubbleGumTiger]

I have been taking good care of the little golfer. He doesn't have much of an appetite right now. I did run to Giovanni's last night and get him a pizza bread sandwich. So I am feeding him Plus I fixed him french toast stixs yesterday morning for breakfast.

Just pray he gets better soon. You know how bored a 15 year old gets when they can't go anywhere. He is covered with them.

I got faith in you........