Jokes Or Funny Stories

[BubbleGumTiger]

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out,
she'll kill me!

[noreply66]

Nothing wrong in loving your mother

[BubbleGumTiger]

Nothing wrong in loving your mother

very good, never thought of that........

[ZacBrownBand]

As you may know, a few weeks ago Hank Williams Jr. compared Obama to Hitler on Fox.

I heard on the news today that Hank Williams Jr. has came out and apologized to Fox, ESPN, and the family that he insulted.

Everyone is fine now, Fox has confronted him and said everything is fine, ESPN is considering letting him back on the Monday Night Show.

And the living family Hitler has come together and accepted the apology!!

[noreply66]

As you may know, a few weeks ago Hank Williams Jr. compared Obama to Hitler on Fox.

I heard on the news today that Hank Williams Jr. has came out and apologized to Fox, ESPN, and the family that he insulted.

Everyone is fine now, Fox has confronted him and said everything is fine, ESPN is considering letting him back on the Monday Night Show.

And the living family Hitler has come together and accepted the apology!!

Hitler doesn't have a living relative

[BubbleGumTiger]

Obama has done to the economy what pantyhose has done to foreplay...

[BubbleGumTiger]

Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it.

The thief spends less than my wife did.

[ZacBrownBand]

What's red and smells like blue paint?








Red paint

[Tigercannon71]

As you may know, a few weeks ago Hank Williams Jr. compared Obama to Hitler on Fox.

I heard on the news today that Hank Williams Jr. has came out and apologized to Fox, ESPN, and the family that he insulted.

Everyone is fine now, Fox has confronted him and said everything is fine, ESPN is considering letting him back on the Monday Night Show.

And the living family Hitler has come together and accepted the apology!!

Hitler doesn't have a living relative

Actually he does have a couple of living great nephews.

[noreply66]

As you may know, a few weeks ago Hank Williams Jr. compared Obama to Hitler on Fox.

I heard on the news today that Hank Williams Jr. has came out and apologized to Fox, ESPN, and the family that he insulted.

Everyone is fine now, Fox has confronted him and said everything is fine, ESPN is considering letting him back on the Monday Night Show.

And the living family Hitler has come together and accepted the apology!!

Hitler doesn't have a living relative

Actually he does have a couple of living great nephews.

they don't claim him

[Tigercannon71]

That doesnt mean he doesnt have any. Heck I got relatives I dont like to claim it doesnt mean they arent part of my family.

[BubbleGumTiger]

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

[noreply66]

That doesnt mean he doesnt have any. Heck I got relatives I dont like to claim it doesnt mean they arent part of my family.

Lets see the papers

[Tigercannon71]

Dont you mean, "Ve need to see da papers!"

[gametime]

Drove to the gas station and asked for $5.00 worth of gas......


The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

[BubbleGumTiger]

Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?

A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that Isn't 20% off.

[BubbleGumTiger]

I once knew a gay quantum physics major who swore he could be "out" and "in" ....

[Leo Byrd]

Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.

Cashier: DO YOU NEED A BAG WITH THAT SIR?

Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!

[BubbleGumTiger]

Interstate Inspiration

Four guys are driving across country together: one from
Idaho, one from Nebraska, one from Florida, and one from New
York.

A short way down the road, the man from Idaho starts to pull
potatoes from his bag and throws them out the window.

The man from Iowa turns to him and asks, "What the heck are
you doing?"

The man from Idaho says, "We have so many of these things in
Idaho they're lying around on the ground. I'm sick of
looking at them!"

A few miles down the road, the man from Nebraska begins
pulling ears of corn from his bag and throwing them out the
window.

The man from Florida asks, "What are you doing that for?"

The Nebraskan replies, "We have so many of these things in
Nebraska, I'm sick of looking at them!"

Inspired by the others, the man from Florida opens the car
door and pushes the New Yorker out.

[BubbleGumTiger]

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.

Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.

A Blonde Girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts.

"What's that ?" she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.

"Tennis ball," came the breathless reply.

"Oh," said the Blonde Girl sympathetically, "That must be painful.... I had tennis elbow once.