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Dolly Parton blames breasts for postponed tour

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:33 am
by mstangmom
Dolly Parton blames breasts for postponed tour

Mon Feb 11, 5:11 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Dolly Parton's breasts may be two of the wonders of the entertainment world, but the country music icon says they are a pain in her back.


Parton, 62, said on Monday she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back.

"Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the folksy singer-songwriter said in a statement.

The tour was due to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of "Backwoods Barbie," her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years. She hopes to hit the road in late April.

Parton, also famous for her big voice, big wigs and big smile, has long joked about her famous bust. When she received a songwriters award in New York last year, she noted that she's been known for two things throughout her career.

"I'm talking about my music and my lyrics," she said.

Parton, a member of both the country music and songwriters halls of fame, has been enjoying a renaissance since she released the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999.

As with other veterans such as Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard, Parton found that she was no longer welcome at country radio, and changed tack by delving into roots music. Her releases garnered widespread critical acclaim and a fond examination of her 40-year career.

(Reporting by Dean Goodman; editing by Sandra Maler)

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:35 am
by Burg_Grad_77
Then why doesn't she have reduction surgery? I know she can afford it.

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:36 am
by kantuckyII
Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems,"


Good night, who couldn't love her?! she's funny as could be!

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:38 am
by mstangmom
I was thinking the same thing.

But they are what made her famous, they are probably her best friends who knows

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:40 am
by kantuckyII
that's a painful surgery to get over too..very much so

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:51 am
by Army
She's great :!: :-D

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:58 am
by orange-n-brown 365
I can't image packing those babies around but those babies have made her millions :-D she won't let the air out :lol:

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:52 pm
by YOU'RE TIGER BAIT
no way she reduces, and they'll never sag, they are store bought. duh, like we didn't all know that. :lol:

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:08 am
by The Instructor
Dolly is a great singer, songwriter and overall wonderful person.

She is funny too.

I love to watch her on talk shows.

She is always good for some great laughs.

Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:04 pm
by TheMalteseFalcon
The Instructor wrote:I love to watch her on talk shows.
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Me too. Except I turn the sound off and just W-A-T-C=H :shock: :shock:

Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:38 pm
by carbon_dated
Did she name each of her eye-poppin' melons like Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:20 am
by kantuckyII
What they need to do is put a counter balance on her like they do a bridge or perhaps install a keel on her back like a sail boat. This would help take a lot of the tension off her back if they could get it balanced and in harmony.

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:50 am
by BubbleGumTiger
TheMalteseFalcon wrote:
The Instructor wrote:I love to watch her on talk shows.
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Me too. Except I turn the sound off and just W-A-T-C=H :shock: :shock:


Sounds like the same thing Big Orange would do......... :lol: :lol: