Don't Mess With NAKED 91 Year Old Man

[F-4 Phantom]

Authorities said a naked 91-year-old man was able to hold a drunken intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Robert E. Thompson jumped out of bed early Saturday when his dog starting growling and attacking the intruder. He said he got his revolver and went out back to let the guy know how he felt about home invaders.
Thompson, a World War II veteran, said he didn't even notice he was standing outside in the dark without any clothes on.
Authorities arrived to find a drunk intruder being held outside by a naked homeowner.
The 26-year-old intruder was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail on a burglary charge.

[moose]

The 91 year old Thompson was holding a .44 magnum in one hand and his repeater in the other hand.

[F-4 Phantom]

[swbaseballfan]

"this is a stick up"

[oak_a_holic]

"this is a stick up"

hahahahahaha... Literally

[groveman1]

"this is a stick up"

WELL AT 91 I WOULD SAY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A "HOLD UP" INSTEAD

[swbaseballfan]

"this is a stick up"

WELL AT 91 I WOULD SAY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A "HOLD UP" INSTEAD

you may be right but since he is a WWII vet and had the ability at 91 years old to jump from bed grab a gun tell the guy how it was i'd say he can "hold his own"

[vids4ckcrash]

"this is a stick up"

tain't funny if you are there!



Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrased
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes.


Author Unknown

[Space Cowboy]

"this is a stick up"

WELL AT 91 I WOULD SAY IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A "HOLD UP" INSTEAD

you may be right but since he is a WWII vet and had the ability at 91 years old to jump from bed grab a gun tell the guy how it was i'd say he can "hold his own"

He better be able to "hold his own" cause I sure as heck aint doin it for him.

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

great story, and comments.

[west siders]

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[BubbleGumTiger]

"this is a stick up"

tain't funny if you are there!



Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrased
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes.


Author Unknown

I think Big Orange was the original author of this poem as most of it applies to him now................

[F-4 Phantom]

[BigOrangeOne]

"this is a stick up"

tain't funny if you are there!



Now I'm old and feeble,
And my pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal
Is now my water spout.

'Twas a time, when of it's own accord
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I have a part time job
To find the blasted thing.

I used to be embarrased
To make that thing behave,
For every single morning
It would stand and watch me shave.

But as old age approaches
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang it's withered head
And watch me tie my shoes.


Author Unknown

I think Big Orange was the original author of this poem as most of it applies to him now................

Hey, like the story says.... don't ever pick a fight with an old man. He may be too old to fight you but he WILL kill you.