MY THOUGHT'S ON ESPN'S STEVEN A SMITH.
Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:49 pm
monday mornin, kinda slow.--- so i turn on espn and crank up the big screen. start to do the dishes and feed my hound dog. and i think i have discovered a new way for the cia to interrogate suspects. here's how you do it. and for good measure i'll mention numerous american products. so i crank the ole lg big screen up to 85, and i'm listening to superbowl analylsis by steven a smith. i think we should by the best headset we can get, likely bose. and put them on a suspect and take surround sound and crank up espn and steven a smith. let him interupt and argue non stop for countless hours with other commentators that can't speak. this procedure would produce in panama, dubai, kabal afghanistan, anywhere. there is nothing this guy is not an expert on ping pong tournies, nerf basketball games, nfl , college, nba, xfl, mlb, madden tournament commentary, church softball announcing, fishing shows, golf tournaments, apple pie baking contests, longest drive tournaments, russian chess matches. ----- i'd be screaming like tighten my cuffs, eat my bloney sammich i ate six days ago. change it to the home shopping network, the view, a album of the chipmunks singing willie nelson's greatest hits.a compilation of jerry springer's final thoughts, followed by a continuous loop of jg wentworth, mattress warehouse and goldy auto commercials. my 200 pound english mastiff crawled under the couch and is in the fetal position howling and snubbing. my microwave is running down the hall. dare me to take out the trash where a watermelon has been peeled and you're down to your dollar trash bags till payday. fix my cavities with my porter cable hammer drill, an equate, baby aspirin, and a good sharp dewalt bit. make me clean a litterbox, anything, i'll tell you anything you want to know just turn off steven a smith and espn. i used to love that show. please just change the channel mister.i'll wear a prom dress on the maury show. anything just turn it offffffffffffff.------------------------------------ well i hope that's the coolest thing you read today. feel free to share , have a blessed week. tom ''ozzie'' osborne.