The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans

[The Instructor]

The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans

16. Tastes Just Like Real Food!

15. We Love to See You Waddle

14. Screw Jenny Craig

13. We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender

12. America, Your Weight Is Over!

11. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby

1o. Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style

9. Open Wide, You Lemmings

8. Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt

7. Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard

6. Spill a Coffee and WIN!

5. Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken

4. Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954

3. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?

2. You Deserve a Wake Today

and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...


1. I'm Shovelin' It

[pfloyd]

... LMOA (unlike at McD's) where you eat your ass on ... where do you find this stuff ???

[moose]

Slogans rejected nationally but adopted by local McDonalds:

"Over 12 billion served. Three correctly" Fairland McDonalds

"We've done time for you." Lucasville McDonalds

"McDonalds and Ewe" Oak Hill McDonalds

"I'm levying it." Ironton McDonalds

"Do you believe in colon cancer." Coal Grove McDonalds

"There's a little McDonald and probably a teacher in everyone." Rock Hill McDonalds

"What you want is what that other car got." Chesapeake McDonalds

"It can happen." Wheelersburg McDonalds

"Bite us." Logan McDonalds

[The Instructor]

Slogans rejected nationally but adopted by local McDonalds:

"Over 12 billion served. Three correctly" Fairland McDonalds

"We've done time for you." Lucasville McDonalds

"McDonalds and Ewe" Oak Hill McDonalds

"I'm levying it." Ironton McDonalds

"Do you believe in colon cancer." Coal Grove McDonalds

"There's a little McDonald and probably a teacher in everyone." Rock Hill McDonalds

"What you want is what that other car got." Chesapeake McDonalds

"It can happen." Wheelersburg McDonalds

"Bite us." Logan McDonalds

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I really laughed out loud on that one!!

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2 all some kind of meat patties special slop wilted lettuce high fat cheese one sliver of pickle onions on a high cholesterol bun

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[The Instructor]

The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans

16. Tastes Just Like Real Food!

15. We Love to See You Waddle

14. Screw Jenny Craig

13. We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender

12. America, Your Weight Is Over!

11. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby

1o. Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style

9. Open Wide, You Lemmings

8. Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt

7. Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard

6. Spill a Coffee and WIN!

5. Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken

4. Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954

3. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?

2. You Deserve a Wake Today

and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...


1. I'm Shovelin' It

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Eat a pita!

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McDonalds and Golf again