Quotes Only!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:36 am

The Constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a darn fool of himself.

John Ciardi

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:50 pm

I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Abraham Lincoln

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:23 am

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.

Churton Collins

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:49 am

If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.

Unknown

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:58 pm

Ignorance never settle a question.

Benjamin Disraeli

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:35 am

Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive.

Henry Steele

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:15 pm

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
Thomas L. Masson

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:48 am

As he was valiant, I honor him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

William Shakespeare

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:51 am

True is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

Kurt Vonnegut

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:50 am

True love can not be found where it does not
truely exist; nor can it be hidden where it does.

David Schwimmer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:52 am

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.

Frank A. Clark

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:27 pm

What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.

Mark 10:9

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:55 pm

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.

Abraham Lincoln

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:58 pm

Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame.

M. G. Siriam

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:21 am

All that 'poor hometown girl who marries into Hollywood royalty'. It's actually quite insulting to my parents.

Catherine Zeta Jones

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:13 pm

I never give them hell.
I just tell the truth and they think it's hell.

Harry S. Truman

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:12 am

Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.

Danny Kaye

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:59 pm

My family is really boring. They have a coffee
table book called 'Pictures We Took Just to Use Up
the Rest of the Film.'

Penelope Lombard

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 7:30 am

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

Mary Ellen Chase

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:26 pm

A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of
her and her new boyfriend in bed together.
Solution? I sent them to her dad

Christopher Case