Bad Week For

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Mon May 22, 2006 5:05 pm

i ronton sports, and the fans.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 24, 2006 7:55 am

Keeping secrets,after a sanitation worker found a discarded itinerary of an upcoming presidential trip to Florida in a Washington,D.C.,trash can.The pile of White House documents listed arrival and departure for Air Force One,every passenger's name,and the order of vehicles in the presidential motorcade.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat May 27, 2006 8:50 am

Romantic views of nature--after a sloth bear mauled a macaque monkey before horrified visitors at a Dutch zoo,then dragged the monkey's bloody body to his den,where he and two other bears devoured it."They are,and remain,wild animals,"said a zookeeper.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:10 pm

Discretion---after a Houston high school teacher asked his principal for permission to escort a 17-year-old student to her prom as "a family friend." Curious school officials investigated,and Sean Eckman,29 resigned when he was charged with having an affair with the student.

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:11 pm

noreply66 wrote:Discretion---after a Houston high school teacher asked his principal for permission to escort a 17-year-old student to her prom as "a family friend." Curious school officials investigated,and Sean Eckman,29 resigned when he was charged with having an affair with the student.

Oh my goodness!

Dumbness never seems to end!

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:47 pm

Unfortunate Choices of words---after presidential advisor Karl Rove claimed the Bush administration was doing "a heck of a job" on illegal immigration.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:21 am

Someones karma---after determined thieves somehow stole a 600-pound concrete statue of the Buddha from a Florida Japanese restaurant.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:00 pm

Unhealthy eating----after British factory workers making french fries from potatoes harvested from World War I and II battlegrounds in Belgium found a shell and a live hand grenade among the spuds.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:29 am

Living in sin,after the town of Black Jack,Mo.,refused to issue a certificate of occupancy for a home bought by an unmarried couple with three children." We figured something was wrong," said homeowner Oliver Shelltrack, "When they asked for the children's birth certificates and a marriage certificate."

Frank Reagan · Post by **Frank Reagan** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:14 am

noreply66 wrote:Feminism,after a new high school textbook in the Indian state of Rajasthan compared housewives to donkeys."In fact,the donkey is a shade better," the textbook instructs. "You'll never catch a donkey being disloyal to his master."

Hilarious.

RamRodBulldogs44 · Post by **RamRodBulldogs44** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 12:23 pm

I know it's bad for Al Zarqawi(spelling) he's DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The Instructor · Post by **The Instructor** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:29 pm

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi in Iraq.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 5:58 am

The stock market....

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:25 am

Eardrums--as Paris Hilton announced that her first album will feature reggae,hip-hop,and pop songs."I have always had a voice," Hilton said." When I finally let go,I realized it is what I am most talented at.

Post by **mattash** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:31 am

How many records will she sale lol?

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:13 am

Pete Townshend's reputation--After National Review named the Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" No. 1 on its list of rock songs with conservative lyrics. The Beatles' "Taxman" was No. 2.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:40 am

Free upgrades,after a Kentucky man found a 2-foot-long python draped across the gearshift of his rental car.He thought the python was rubber,gave it a pat,and drove off,at which point the snake lifted its head.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:07 pm

Paparazzi--after Nicole Kidman spent roughly $300,000 hiring every available helicopter in Sydney for the day of her June 25 wedding to singer Keith Urban.To further thwart celebrity photographers,the ceremony will be held at night.

biggdowgg · Post by **biggdowgg** » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:59 pm

to be a moderator :roll: