Old sayings revised.

grndma1 · Post by **grndma1** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:42 am

When it rains, it pours, so always carry flood insurance.

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:50 am

A stich in time is the start of a sewing party.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:24 am

A face only a mother could love......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:41 am

A fish out of water .......

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:44 am

Its better to lead the horse to water than to lead the water to the horse.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:54 am

You're dirtier than the Mississippi and twice as crooked .....

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:20 am

Wasted daze and wasted knights.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:25 am

You wouldn't be happy if you were hung with a new rope....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:02 am

You reap what you sow....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:23 am

You look like someone who just shot your dog .....

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 5:08 am

Look what the cat just drug in.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:54 am

A good run is better than a bad stand .......

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:57 am

It never too late to be early or is it, its never too early to be late.

Philos_Finest · Post by **Philos_Finest** » Wed Nov 22, 2006 8:50 pm

"I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer" - LFO

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:50 am

An apple a day keeps the doctor awake. This is a true story, I had this actually told to me by one of the associates I worked with at Sam's Club. :lol:

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:01 am

After all is said and done, usually more is said than done .....

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:11 am

Never cry over spilled milk, unless it was all you had to put in your oats.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:58 pm

Milk of human kindness.......

RiverRatRay · Post by **RiverRatRay** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:40 am

When in doubt, yell,"Help!".

kantucky · Post by **kantucky** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:52 am

TigerTownTurkey wrote:Milk of human kindness.......

that's something you should heed to you ole buzzard!

Now, My saying...

'You all bet on the wrong horse'