Church

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:21 pm

The church is fairly well supplied with conductors. It shows a shortage of engineers but an overload of brakeman

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Post by **noreply66** » Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:14 pm

A cold church is like cold butter--it never spreads very well

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:01 pm

What kind of church would my church be if all of its memebers were just like me.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:03 pm

The seven last words of the church are :We never did it that way before

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:37 pm

The world at its worst needs a church at its best.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 16, 2008 3:20 pm

Churchgoers are like coals of fire. When they cling together, they keep the flame aglow; when they separate, they die out.

Billy Graham

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 7:15 pm

To many say "Our Father" on Sunday and spend the rest of the week acting like orphans.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 29, 2008 7:45 pm

The Church that does not evangelize will freeze or fossilize.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:26 pm

Often church members are like autos; they start missing before they quit.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:23 pm

You quickly lose interest in the church if you have nothing invested

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:42 pm

Floating church members cause a sinking ship.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:13 pm

Quitters in the church are like motors--they sputter before they miss and miss before they quit.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:29 am

"Why don't you come to my church next Sunday ?" the little boy asked

" Because I belong to another abomination," the answer came.

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