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Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 8:52 pm

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks God would do if only God knew all the facts in the case.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:08 pm

Bigamy is when 2 rites make a wrong.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:02 am

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 8:58 am

Nothing makes a child as smart as having grandparents

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:27 am

Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:39 pm

Show me a twin birth, and I will show you an infant replay

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 3:45 pm

If you want your landlord to paint your apartment, move out.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:26 am

Neurotic means he is not sensible as I am;psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 9:30 am

They have perfected a new aspirin tablet--half aspirin and half glue. It's great for splitting headaches.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:28 am

Don't ever take a fence down until you know the reason it was put up in the first place.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:44 pm

If you want to know what a man is truly like, put him in a position of authority.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:37 pm

A radical is anyone whose opinions differ radically from mine.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:02 pm

Too many after-dinner speakers are merely after dinner.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:41 pm

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:21 am

Half the world is ready to tell the other half how to live

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:51 am

Comfortable chairs are worn out from hard use. Uncomfortable ones become antiques.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:00 am

The advantage of having more than one child is that one may turn out well.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:58 pm

Enough is usually a little more than we possess.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:58 am

Even when facts are ignored, they do not cease to exist

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 8:10 am

If you want to know what a man is truly like, put him in a position of authority.