Wit & Wisdom

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:28 pm

Don't knock the weather;nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

journlist Kin Hubbard,quoted in the Chicago Daily Herald

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 3:26 pm

The greatest pleasure in life is to do good by stealth and be found out by accident.

Charles Lamb,quoted in the irish Times

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:33 pm

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right or doing it better.

John Updike,quoted in the Springfield,MO.,News-Leader

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:41 am

People are broad-minded.They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic,a dope fiend,a wife beater,and even a newspaperman,but if a man doesn't drive,theres something wrong with him.

Art Buchwald,quoted in the Quincy,Mass.,Patriot Ledger

Super Mario · Post by **Super Mario** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:42 am

LEARN TO DRIVE :mad:

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:43 pm

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer

Joan Collins,quoted in the Toronto Globe and Mail

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 09, 2006 5:51 pm

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Zsa Zsa Gabor,quoted in the London Observer

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 11, 2006 8:32 pm

Writers are vacuum cleaners who suck up other people's lives and weave them into stories like a sparrow builds a nest from scraps.

Garrison Keillor,quoted in The Denver Post

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:29 pm

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm, 'cause the colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:09 am

Out of love you can speak with straight fury.

Eudora Welty,quoted in the Associated press

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:14 am

Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of
one's hairdo.

(The Don King Principle)

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:17 am

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions,

Psychologist Alfred Adler,quoted in Graphic Arts Monthly

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:36 am

Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you
won't come out alive anyway.

(Theory of Absolute Certainty)

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:14 pm

Good judgment comes from experience,and experience--well,that comes from poor judgment.

British author A.A. Milne,quoted in the Chicago Tribune

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:40 pm

You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:08 am

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:51 pm

A cult is a religion with no political power.

Tom Wolf,quoted in True West Magazine

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:06 am

If you want to be original, be yourself, God never made 2 people exactly alike....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:39 am

A good rule for going through life is to keep the heart a little softer than the head.....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:42 am

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people
remembering the same thing.....