Wit & Wisdom

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 8:21 am

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 3:46 pm

It is not what you eat between Christmas and New Year's,
Although, that you cannot belittle.
It is what you eat between New Year's and Christmas,
That gives you the fat around the middle.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:14 pm

An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:06 pm

There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:53 am

There will always be death and taxes; However, death doesn't get worse every year.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:59 am

We don't want our buildings merely to shelter us:we also want them to speak to us.

John Ruskin,quoted in The New York Times

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:46 am

Faith is the ability to not panic.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:17 am

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:48 am

Some books are undeservedly forgotten;none are undeservedly remembered.

W.H. Auden,quoted in the London Independent

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:29 am

I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:52 am

It's never too late to make a fresh start.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:34 pm

Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:48 pm

There's a big difference between sound reasons and reasons that sound good.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:19 am

A day without sunshine is like night.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 7:46 am

after the age of 40, every man is responsible for his own face.

Albert Camus,quoted in Christianity Today

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:49 am

People may not always live what they profess, but they will always be what they believe.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:19 pm

Comedy is when you slip on a banana peel;tragedy is when I slip on a banana peel.

Groucho Marx,quoted in The New York Sun

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:40 pm

It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:48 am

"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist."

Matt Barry

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:10 am

A pessimist is one who no's too much.