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Church newsletter classifieds: For sale--playpen, mesh sides hardly used. perfect for grandma.

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Bob Gellings will recount his dramatic rescue after being trapped on an escalator for more than 12 hours.

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The survey results are in. Our congregation is made up of 90 percent whites,5 percent African Americans, 5 percent Hispanics, and 5 percent Asian and others.

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The church is sorry about the construction and any incontinence it has caused

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Church newsletter classifieds: For sale-playpen,mesh sides,hardly used. perfect for grandma.

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We need volunteers for our auto repair ministry. If you know nothing about cars, you are encouraged to join.

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Fireman John O'Hare said that fire was the cause of the blaze that damaged our church kitchen.

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Join us at the job seminar next Tuesday. Learn how to find a job and stop looking for work.

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The youth group at Salem Baptist is having a huge garage sale. They have a lot of furniture to sell at reasonable prices--antique, and temporary.

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After today's service, the dress committee would like to see all the women who haven't finished their dresses in the front.

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Reverend Hanks said that the official policy of the church supports capital punishment, but only for the qulity.

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For those still alive at the end of the sermon, please stand and join us in closing song.

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The "How to prevent Truancy" session at Our Grace school in warrenville was poorly attended.

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During this year's Vacation Bible School, the Redeemed Evangelical Center will host a daily buffet that will be-served daily.

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Support the fund drive for Bethel Baptist. Remember--you can't take it with you, but you can send it on ahead.

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Margret Sater and Jeffery Wilson will be joined in holy acrimony this Saturday at 3 pm in the north sanctuary. All are invited to attend.

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Pastor Hammond was congradulated by the district office for his role in getting the church plastered.

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At the recent meeting of the woman's guild, Dr Larsen suggested that people should check with their doctors before getting sick.

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Replacement for narthex window blocked by board

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The prelude will contain sections of the "Unfinished Symphony" by Sherbet