Quotable Quotes

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri May 18, 2007 9:18 pm

An employee at the automobile factory was fired for taking a brake.

Ed Montanus

Post by **noreply66** » Fri May 18, 2007 10:04 pm

Committee---a group of men who individually can do nothing,but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Fred Allen comedian--1894-1956

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:48 am

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is
the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It
is a business asset. It attracts and keeps
friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the
direct route to serenity and contentment.

Grenville Kleiser

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat May 19, 2007 10:27 am

"The elections are heating up. In a recent interview, John McCain said the last music he bought was The Beach Boys, while Mitt Romney said the last music he bought was Roy Orbison. Apparently, McCain and Romney are both running for president in 1964.' --- Conan O'Brien

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon May 21, 2007 8:41 am

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Don Herold

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:19 am

Oroginality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before,but in saying exactly what you think yourself.

James Stephens--Irish poet and novelist---1882-1950

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:35 am

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.

Norman Douglas--British authoe---1868-1952

Post by **noreply66** » Thu May 24, 2007 6:22 pm

Man is what he believes.

Anton Chekhov,Russian author-dramatist 1960-1904

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri May 25, 2007 10:20 am

We get too soon old and too late smart.

Old Dutch Proverb

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon May 28, 2007 7:28 pm

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC.

Andy Grove

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:59 am

A person who works with their hands is a laborer; a person who works with their hands and their brain is a craftsman; but a person who works with their hands and their brain and their heart is an artist.

Louis Nizer

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:56 pm

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

Kathy Lette

Post by **noreply66** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:56 pm

To write or to speak is almost inevitably to lie a little.It is an attempt to clothe an intangible in a tangible form; to compress an immeasurable into a mold.And in the act of compression how Truth is mangled and torn!

Anne Morrow Lindbergh,American writer--1906-2001

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:10 am

A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

Dame Barbara Cartland

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:38 am

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I
wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to
catch them. Everyone hears what you say. Friends
listen to what you say. Best friends listen to
what you don't say. We all take different paths in
life, but no matter where we go, we take a little
of each other everywhere.

Tim McGraw

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:36 am

No matter what your lot in life,build something on it.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:28 pm

Peace without justice is tyranny.

William Allen White,American writer and newspaper editor 1868-1944

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:11 am

In a 'USA Today' interview, Vanna White said since
her son has been born, she wants to work less.
Vanna, you turn *tiles* for a living. If you
worked any less, you'd be the triangle player in
the 'K.C. and the Sunshine Band.'

Dennis Miller

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:15 pm

When you betray somebody else,you also betray yourself.

Isaac Bashevis Singer,Polish-born American Nobel Prize-winning author

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:15 pm

Dare to be naive

R. Buckminster Fuller.American inventor and philosopher-1895-1983