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The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:00 pm
by The Instructor
The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
16. Tastes Just Like Real Food!
15. We Love to See You Waddle
14. Screw Jenny Craig
13. We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender
12. America, Your Weight Is Over!
11. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby
1o. Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style
9. Open Wide, You Lemmings
8. Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt
7. Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard
6. Spill a Coffee and WIN!
5. Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken
4. Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954
3. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?
2. You Deserve a Wake Today
and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...
1. I'm Shovelin' It
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:08 pm
by pfloyd
... LMOA (unlike at McD's) where you eat your ass on ... where do you find this stuff ???
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:56 pm
by moose
Slogans rejected nationally but adopted by local McDonalds:
"Over 12 billion served. Three correctly" Fairland McDonalds
"We've done time for you."
Lucasville McDonalds
"McDonalds and Ewe" Oak Hill McDonalds
"I'm levying it." Ironton McDonalds
"Do you believe in colon cancer." Coal Grove McDonalds
"There's a little McDonald and probably a teacher in everyone." Rock Hill McDonalds
"What you want is what that other car got." Chesapeake McDonalds
"It can happen." Wheelersburg McDonalds
"Bite us." Logan McDonalds
Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:07 pm
by The Instructor
moose wrote:Slogans rejected nationally but adopted by local McDonalds:
"Over 12 billion served. Three correctly" Fairland McDonalds
"We've done time for you."
Lucasville McDonalds
"McDonalds and Ewe" Oak Hill McDonalds
"I'm levying it." Ironton McDonalds
"Do you believe in colon cancer." Coal Grove McDonalds
"There's a little McDonald and probably a teacher in everyone." Rock Hill McDonalds"What you want is what that other car got." Chesapeake McDonalds
"It can happen." Wheelersburg McDonalds
"Bite us." Logan McDonalds
Oh my gosh!
I really laughed out loud on that one!!
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:36 pm
by BubbleGumTiger
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:02 am
by orange-n-brown 365
2 all some kind of meat patties special slop wilted lettuce high fat cheese one sliver of pickle onions on a high cholesterol bun
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:58 am
by The Instructor
The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
16. Tastes Just Like Real Food!
15. We Love to See You Waddle
14. Screw Jenny Craig
13. We Are Legally Obliged to Tell You That Grimace Is a Convicted Sex Offender
12. America, Your Weight Is Over!
11. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby
1o. Two All-Beef Patties, Special Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Britney's an Insatiable Screaming Nymphomaniac Who Barks Uncontrollably When She Gets It Doggy Style
9. Open Wide, You Lemmings
8. Wipe Your Chins, McLardbutt
7. Go Ahead and Sue Us, Tubby -- Your Bad Eating Habits Put Seven of Ray Kroc's 19 Grandkids Through Law School at Harvard
6. Spill a Coffee and WIN!
5. Relax, PETA -- That Ain't Really Chicken
4. Super-Sizing Americans Since 1954
3. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?
2. You Deserve a Wake Today
and the Number 1 Rejected McDonald's Slogan...
1. I'm Shovelin' It
Re: The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:07 am
by The Instructor
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Re: The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 7:14 am
by The Instructor
Eat a pita!
Re: The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 5:50 am
by noreply66
McDonalds and Golf again