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Posted: **Thu May 08, 2008 10:00 am**

Coffee

A person who is coughed upon

Posted: **Fri May 09, 2008 8:27 am**

Flabbergasted --Appalled over how much weight you have gained

Posted: **Sat May 10, 2008 8:24 am**

Abdicate To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Posted: **Sun May 11, 2008 8:17 am**

Esplanade-- To attempt an explanation while drunk

Posted: **Mon May 12, 2008 7:39 am**

Negligent--Describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Posted: **Tue May 13, 2008 9:03 am**

Lymph---To walk with a lisp.

Posted: **Wed May 14, 2008 9:15 am**

Gargoyle--An olive-flavored mouthwash

Posted: **Thu May 15, 2008 5:30 pm**

Flatulence--The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Posted: **Fri May 16, 2008 8:44 am**

Balderdash: A rapid receding hairline

Posted: **Sun May 18, 2008 9:05 am**

Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you,

Posted: **Mon May 19, 2008 5:35 pm**

Oyster: A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

Posted: **Wed May 21, 2008 8:04 am**

Frisbeetarianism--The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.

Posted: **Thu May 22, 2008 8:32 am**

Pokemon--A Jamaican proctologist

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noreply66 wrote:Pokemon--A Jamaican proctologist

Posted: **Sat Apr 25, 2009 5:35 am**

footnote = the writing on the side of sports shoes

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