Aphorisms for Our Time

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:51 pm

Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:55 pm

Cloths make the man.Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:40 pm

If at first you don't succeed,shydiving is not for you.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:26 am

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 8:07 am

A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:36 pm

Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:14 am

A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:45 am

A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:07 am

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:55 pm

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:10 pm

Don't do whatever you like -- like whatever you do.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:20 am

A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:51 pm

A person who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:10 am

Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:16 am

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Sep 27, 2008 6:37 am

When dealing with the insane, it is best to pretend to be sane.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:48 am

If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:16 am

A man wrapped up in himself makes a pretty small package.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:37 am

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:54 am

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."

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