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Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:46 am**

While watching the kids jump on the trampoline, my aunt told my mother....That middle kid looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:39 pm**

noreply66 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 6:46 am While watching the kids jump on the trampoline, my aunt told my mother....That middle kid looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Posted: **Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm**

My wife walked up to the ladies on the prayer committee and said...I can't take you seriously while you are wearing that wig.

Posted: **Wed Nov 20, 2019 9:43 am**

While watching their nephew one afternoon, my sister commented to her husband...Do me a favor and go pull the plunger off his butt cheeks.

Posted: **Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:10 am**

Christmas dinner was ruined when Uncle Roger announced "I'm having plumbing problems."

Posted: **Tue Nov 26, 2019 7:35 am**

Everyone was worried that something bad had happened to Uncle Howard when he burst through the door and shouted....just so you know, the police are on the way.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2019 9:35 pm**

Posted: **Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:10 pm**

My mother-in-law didn't make any friends at the reception when she grabbed the microphone and said...You mark my words, they are going to end up living our basement.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:27 am**

While discussing my cousin Judy's fourth husband, all Uncle Norm would say was..."I bet he could entertain himself for hours with a fly swatter."

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2019 6:04 am**

Cousin Wilma tried to lure her husband into the bedroom by saying.....Honey I'm too blessed to get dressed.

Posted: **Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:03 am**

When my cousin introduced her new husband to the family, my uncle Harold said...He is dumber than a bag of hair.

Posted: **Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:01 pm**

When my cousin Ronnie saw his new wife naked for the first time, he couldn't help but exclaim...There is no excuse for that.

Posted: **Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:23 am**

noreply66 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:01 pm When my cousin Ronnie saw his new wife naked for the first time, he couldn't help but exclaim...There is no excuse for that.

Posted: **Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:48 am**

When Uncle Carl asked, Is my breath bad? My mother staggered back a couple of steps and answered... if you were a car the check engine light would be on.

Posted: **Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:04 pm**

Right before Cousin Pete walked down the aisle his dad leaned over and whispered "The only thing I don't like about her are her looks, her attitude and her personality.

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Posted: **Wed Jan 08, 2020 9:46 pm**

noreply66 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:48 am When Uncle Carl asked, Is my breath bad? My mother staggered back a couple of steps and answered... if you were a car the check engine light would be on.

Posted: **Tue Jan 14, 2020 6:35 am**

When cousin Dewayne introduced his new girlfriend to the family, the first words out of my mama's mouth was...Someone has been hitting the bong.

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Posted: **Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:12 pm**

Posted: **Mon Mar 16, 2020 8:09 am**

After a few beers too many my sister walked up to our Dad and said.....I can't take you seriously with that wigs on.

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Posted: **Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:06 am**

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