Chesapeake Shootout

[Ryan Davis]

Chesapeake High School will be holding a boys varsity shootout on June 6th. All teams will be play a minimum of 4 games. Games will be officiated by licensed officials and there will be a concession stand available as well as a coaches hospitalilty room. Last years shootout was very competitive, and we hope this years is even better. For more information, contact Ryan Davis at 740-867-5958 ext. 3212 or email me at [email protected]. Limited to the first 8 teams that register.

[JJ Hale]

Will fat, out of shape, old men be permitted to participate?

[theassassin]

dont think so jj..... it says boys varsity shootout... i think that means boys varsity basketball teams

u probly need to stick with golf where you can ride around in a caart..

[Ryan Davis]

We have 4 teams commited. We have 4 spots available. This is not a tournament for old, out of shape radio show hosts.

[popcorn phil]

I have heard that the 9th ranked chicken wing eater in the world will be there to sign autographs! Goes by OCHO. Can you confirm this Coach Davis??

[theassassin]

^^^^overrated!!!

[earp]

I hear he will be signing his autographs in BBQ sauce!

[theassassin]

hey jj, you got your team together yet?

[Out of Bounds]

JJ, maybe you can bring "Team Corner Pub". I think we could put together a team that would knock the snot out of some of these youngsters. LOL

This is half court....right Coach Davis???

[JJ Hale]

I have my team together:

1) JJ "Just give me the darn ball" Hale
2) Pete "Spud" Bopp
3) Charlie "The Tomahawk" Johnson
4) Ron "The Round Mound of Rebound" Gillum

And by rule we have to have at least one complete dud on the team so we drafted..........

5) Jim "Mr. Clean" Slone - who will be texting live updates from the shootout during our games. That's why we will be playing primarily zone defense. Spud and Tomahawk insist on our typical 32 minutes of hell style of run and gun basketball that we play but since we took the special kid we will adjust.

Also, "The Cordial One” St. Norman of Portland will handle the head coaching duties!

Spud has agreed to feed everyone chili at the Pub prior to tip off.

Good Luck to the other teams!

[Raiderball]

I'll be there for the chili

[The Exciting One]

This IS Simply Exciting! St. Norman will be IN Injun Joe mode for sure with This Dream Team!

You Guys KNow What you Are!

[THE CORDIAL ONE]

JJ, I just got finished texting with Coach Slone. Because of the Oaks hectic schedule following their state championship, he feels his game is not quite worthy to compete. However, playing with those 4 stiffs mentioned, he would definitely be the main go to guy. Therefore, he is prepared to hold out the entire season, and see what offers come along next year. Coach Slone felt that a worthy person to fill his position would be the legendary Carl Knox.

[JJ Hale]

The only time Coach Slone is a "go to guy" is if you are buying a t-shirt. Otherwise, he is a waste of space on the basketball court. Carl would have been a shoe in for this Dream Team. However, he is still recovering from a shoulder injury suffered earlier this year at an Oak Hill practice.

[Ryan Davis]

We have 2 spots left in the shootout. Please contact me asap if you want in. You can rest assured that the same officials we have at every home game will be here for the shootout to give everyone the shaft.

[ohbuckeye2]

We have 2 spots left in the shootout. Please contact me asap if you want in. You can rest assured that the same officials we have at every home game will be here for the shootout to give everyone the shaft.

What teams do you have so far?

[Ryan Davis]

One spot left in the shootout. Contact me if you want in.

Teams in:

Chessy
Gallia Academy
Symmes Valley
River Valley
Southern
Oak Hill
Athens

[theassassin]

what bout team jj?

[Ryan Davis]

We still need 2 teams for the shootout. Anyone interested please contact me soon.

[JJ Hale]

Team JJ is still available!