Really dumb things said
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Richard Nixon ---When a president does it , that means it is not illegal.
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Of course, the best Richard Nixon quote is too obvious for this. Guess it wasn't dumb, just an out-and-out lie. 8)
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Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second-rate president.
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If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat--which he could o very easily--- I mean, are you going to ban bats?
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If it has got four legs and isn't a chair, if it has got two legs two wings and isn't a plane, and it it swims and isn't a submarine , the Cantonese will eat it.
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I opened this thread thinking it was a tribute to Ole Tuck, Man was I wrong LOL
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This country needs a spear chucker, and I think we've got him up on this platform'' - (speaker introducing presidental candidate Jesse Jackson)
"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." - (Ted Kennedy)
"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go." - (Barack Obama)
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." - (Joe Biden, to Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair) - (Winner of Dumba$$ Award)
"For the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my country." - (Michelle Obama)
“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.†– (Barack Obama) - (The what?)
“You name it, they’re there to diminish it, destroy it.†– (Nancy Pelosi describing Republican attempts to reduce the deficit.) - (Hmm...Isn't that part of there jobs? But yet the Democrats are against it))
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base." – (Hillary Clinton) - (What a lie that was. Video footage showed otherwise...lol)
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - (Joe Biden)
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - (Al Gore)
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - (Nancy Pelosi) - (Uh...how many? Better check the U.S. population)
"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - (Bill Clinton) - (Being a little racist there aren't you Bill?)
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" (Barrack Obama, on the 2009 tornado) - Actual number of deaths.....12)
"There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again." - (Michael Moore) - (Uh...isn't that called terrorism?)
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." - (DC Mayor Marion Barry)
"The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." - (California Governor Jerry Brown) - (A Typical Democrat)
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." - (DC Mayor Marion Barry) - (How's that again?)
"I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her." - (Bill Clinton) - (One of the biggest lies ever told)
"A zebra does not change its spots." - (Al Gore) - (Hey Al...Don't you mean a leopard?)
"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." - (Nany Pelosi) - (I think you are suppose to know what is in it BEFORE you pass it!....as of this date...The dems are still trying to interpret the Obamacare bill)
"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing." - (Ted Kennedy)
"I've now been in 57 states — I think one left to go." - (Barack Obama)
"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." - (Joe Biden, to Missouri State Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair) - (Winner of Dumba$$ Award)
"For the first time in my adult lifetime I am really proud of my country." - (Michelle Obama)
“We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad.†– (Barack Obama) - (The what?)
“You name it, they’re there to diminish it, destroy it.†– (Nancy Pelosi describing Republican attempts to reduce the deficit.) - (Hmm...Isn't that part of there jobs? But yet the Democrats are against it))
"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base." – (Hillary Clinton) - (What a lie that was. Video footage showed otherwise...lol)
"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." - (Joe Biden)
"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." - (Al Gore)
"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - (Nancy Pelosi) - (Uh...how many? Better check the U.S. population)
"African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do." - (Bill Clinton) - (Being a little racist there aren't you Bill?)
"In case you missed it, this week, there was a tragedy in Kansas. Ten thousand people died - an entire town destroyed" (Barrack Obama, on the 2009 tornado) - Actual number of deaths.....12)
"There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again." - (Michael Moore) - (Uh...isn't that called terrorism?)
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." - (DC Mayor Marion Barry)
"The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." - (California Governor Jerry Brown) - (A Typical Democrat)
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." - (DC Mayor Marion Barry) - (How's that again?)
"I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her." - (Bill Clinton) - (One of the biggest lies ever told)
"A zebra does not change its spots." - (Al Gore) - (Hey Al...Don't you mean a leopard?)
"But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it." - (Nany Pelosi) - (I think you are suppose to know what is in it BEFORE you pass it!....as of this date...The dems are still trying to interpret the Obamacare bill)
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Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
Prince Philip, during the 1981 recession
Prince Philip, during the 1981 recession
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You are a woman, aren't you?
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Prince Philips, in Kenya, 1984,after accepting a gift from a native woman.
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Deaf? If you were near there, no wonder you are deaf.
Prince Philip, to deaf people near a steel band
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