First, welcome over; if you do relocate to central OH, you will find a great place to call ‘home.’ If you move to either Ashville or Canal Winchester, you’ll be in a good, mid-sized outer ring suburb of Columbus. In terms of following the local team, should you the interest, both towns have D2 football programs, equivalent to AAA in WV. If you’re interested in following a smaller program, Amanda-Clearcreek is D4 (AA by WV standards) and has an incredibly solid football tradition; above a Wheeling Central Cath, perhaps quality level of Linsey (sp?)
In terms of radio opportunities: I imagine opportunities would exist down around Circleville (15-20 minute drive from Ashville,) Washington Court House (25-30 minute drive) and Chillicothe (30+ minute commute.) But that’s just the communities that are furthest outlying from Columbus. If you head east, you’ll be in the Lancaster area and the villages eastward; several radio opportunities exist. There could be potential in Columbus.
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As for the game, River is tough; but, they may struggle to matchup well with Harvest Prep. How big is River’s line this year? Are they conditioned well enough to play both ways for four quarters against a talented running back & a line anchored by a Wisconsin commit?
HP is strong. Some will cry “schedule!”, but nothing suggests their league is weaker top-to-bottom than their regional counterparts; additionally, look at their non-league. They can play with some bigger schools. RB is solid.
Food? If by I-70 West, look for locations around Brice Road (which is effectively where Jack Johnson Field/WHC;HPS is located.) If you have a little more time, maybe even the difference of 20-25 minutes, check out locations on both sides of the OH-256 exit, which puts you 15-20 minutes away from the game.