Wit & Wisdom

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Money is only useful when you get rid of it.

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A little known fact...

The first testicular guard (Cup) was used in baseball in
1874. The first helmet was used in 1934. ~~

It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also
important.

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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

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Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

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Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

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My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"

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"No man is an island entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent."

Poet.....John Donne

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What we regard as Evil is capable of a fairly ubiquitous presence if only because it tends to appear in the guise of good.

Poet Joseph Brodsky