Bottom 5 NFL TEAMS

[dazed&confused]

5) Cardinals- No big reprieve by beating the Bungles
4) NY Jets- Mono boy still sidelined
3) Denver- Horse teeth can't find a QB
2) Cincinnati- Time to bench Dalton?
1] Miami- tanking for Tua

Honorable mention- Steelers- head of snake cut off

[Raider6309]

Bengals scout was at LSU game. God don’t do that to Burrow. That team is a dumpster fire

[mattash]

Who dey

[dazed&confused]

5) NY Jets- off the snide but show me consistency
4)Atlanta Falcons- is it the coaching?
3) Washington Redskins- Until they fire the owner.....
2) Cincinnati Bengals- nuff said
1) Miami Dolphins- Still tanking for, uh, who?

Honorable mention- Cleveland Browns- the best jigsaw puzzle where the pieces don't fit

[cbolt]

I was wondering if the Browns were going to show up in there lol

[YOU'RE TIGER BAIT]

yer havin too much fun with this dazed. I'm feeling jilted.

[dazed&confused]

A little different format...
1) Miami Dolphins..Even the PhD beard can't save them
2) Cincinnati Bengals...Dalton just missed another open receiver
3) Arizona Cardinals..dud in the desert
4) Atlanta Falcons....tick tick tick on HC
5) Cleveland Browns..Send in the Clowns...There ought to be Clowns...Don't bother, they're here

Honorable Mention...NY Jets.. just because they're the J.E.T.S Jets Jets Jets

Oh, and the Redskins. Snyder is still the owner

[dazed&confused]

November 4th Edition

Well.....
1) Cleveland Browns..they only beat a depleted Jets team that just lost to..wait for it..the Dolphins. Oh yea and somehow as the blind squirrel, found a nut once upon a time in Baltimore. Of course the schedule gets easier
2) Cincinnati Bengals...only they could lose the bye week. With the Dolphins win, all alone in the zero column. At least there are still the Browns
3) NY Jets..there was an old movie, Solyent Green, where old folks were euthanized to feed the growing population. Maybe they should be euthanized.
4) Atlanta Falcons...I don't even know if they're playing anymore
5) Washington Redskins..hey, at least the Nationals won!

[portsmouth_98]

Poor, poor Bengals, wake me up when Mike Brown sells the team. Of course with my luck whoever buys it will relocate the team.

[dazed&confused]

Belated November 11th edition
1) Cincinnati Bengals..they relinquished the top spot last week and said, we'll show you!
2) Washington Redskins..they're just bad. And Snyder is still guiding the team decisions.
3) NY Giants..hoping Chase Young doesn't play any more this year.
4) NY Jets...Darnold said they are still in the playoff picture...
5) Miami Dolphins..they can't even tank right

[farmer]

Poor, poor Bengals, wake me up when Mike Brown sells the team. Of course with my luck whoever buys it will relocate the team.

Will not happen better chance of his Will leaving it to his family. As Brown and Washington Owner Snyder seeing which owner is worse.

[farmer]

Belated November 11th edition
1) Cincinnati Bengals..they relinquished the top spot last week and said, we'll show you!
2) Washington Redskins..they're just bad. And Snyder is still guiding the team decisions.
3) NY Giants..hoping Chase Young doesn't play any more this year.
4) NY Jets...Darnold said they are still in the playoff picture...
5) Miami Dolphins..they can't even tank right

Bengals did try to run the ball and did get rid of Preston Brown. Still not seeing much from the head coach.

Washington needs the NFL to take the team away from Snyder. Had over 40 front office workers leave during the offseason frustrated with Snyder. As well as other moves the this mess will Offensive Tackle Williams.

Giants seemed to be turning it around but hard to do without an offensive line.

Jets Gase is a waste of a coach.

Dolphins are actually playing well now even after getting rid of their best players.

[dazed&confused]

As of November 19th

1) Bengals...still pursuing the perfect record. Welcome to the death of Joe Burrow's pro football career.
2) Redskins.....will their hell ever end?
3) Dolphins...2 wins in a row? Head fake
4) Giants...please tell me Chase Young is still healthy
5) Chargers...making their first appearance..always a touchdown away

[Raider6309]

The chargers have been thinking about moving up to get Burrow

[Raider6309]

[noreply66]

Wouldn't mind seeing Burrows to Miami

[Shotgun red]

Wouldn't mind seeing Burrows to Miami

Listen man, I know for a fact that 93bulldog clarified this on here several years ago! It is not Burrows! It is Joe BURROW. BURROW,BURROW,BURROW,BURROW. Get it right man, If you want to talk about the kid at least learn how to say his name. Again it is BURROW!!! JOE BURROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noreply66]

Burrows should go to Miami. Going to Cincinnati he will just be on barrows time.

[dazed&confused]

Alright, let's do it..Updated Pre-Thanksgiving
1) Bengals..when you are going back to Dalton, well...
2) Dolphins..exposed by the Browns..wait, what?
3) Falcons..we are good again, oh, never mind..
4) Broncos..Horseteeth still needs a QB
5) Giants..ehhh

Honorable mention..Redskins..Haskins gets win, kneel down..oh, got to do the selfie thing

[dazed&confused]

Post-Thanksgiving...this is getting harder
1) NY Giants....more like the Gnats
2) Your Cincinnati Bengals...still in line for top pick if Dalton doesn't screw it up
3) Arizona Cardinals..meh
4) NY Jets...they don't call it the swampland for no reason
5) Oakland Raiders..2 turds in a row

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My Cleveland Browns..tanking for a new coach