Relative Insanity

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While watching the kids jump on the trampoline, my aunt told my mother....That middle kid looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

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While watching the kids jump on the trampoline, my aunt told my mother....That middle kid looks like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

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My wife walked up to the ladies on the prayer committee and said...I can't take you seriously while you are wearing that wig.

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While watching their nephew one afternoon, my sister commented to her husband...Do me a favor and go pull the plunger off his butt cheeks.

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Christmas dinner was ruined when Uncle Roger announced "I'm having plumbing problems."

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Everyone was worried that something bad had happened to Uncle Howard when he burst through the door and shouted....just so you know, the police are on the way.

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My mother-in-law didn't make any friends at the reception when she grabbed the microphone and said...You mark my words, they are going to end up living our basement.

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While discussing my cousin Judy's fourth husband, all Uncle Norm would say was..."I bet he could entertain himself for hours with a fly swatter."

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Cousin Wilma tried to lure her husband into the bedroom by saying.....Honey I'm too blessed to get dressed.

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When my cousin introduced her new husband to the family, my uncle Harold said...He is dumber than a bag of hair.

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When my cousin Ronnie saw his new wife naked for the first time, he couldn't help but exclaim...There is no excuse for that.

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When my cousin Ronnie saw his new wife naked for the first time, he couldn't help but exclaim...There is no excuse for that.

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When Uncle Carl asked, Is my breath bad? My mother staggered back a couple of steps and answered... if you were a car the check engine light would be on.

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Right before Cousin Pete walked down the aisle his dad leaned over and whispered "The only thing I don't like about her are her looks, her attitude and her personality.

Relative Insanity

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When Uncle Carl asked, Is my breath bad? My mother staggered back a couple of steps and answered... if you were a car the check engine light would be on.

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When cousin Dewayne introduced his new girlfriend to the family, the first words out of my mama's mouth was...Someone has been hitting the bong.

Relative Insanity

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After a few beers too many my sister walked up to our Dad and said.....I can't take you seriously with that wigs on.

Relative Insanity

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