"Night, moose."
"Night, Bubba."
"Moose? I can't get to sleep."
"Try counting sheep, Bubba."
"I never liked sheep. Can I count something else?"
"Anything that brings good memories."
"OK, moose. That liquour store in Ironton . . . That liquor store in Ashland. . . That liquor store in Ceredo . . . That liquor ....."
"Night, Moose."
"Night, Bubba."
"What do you want for Valentine's Day, Moose."
"That's a hard one, Bubba."
"Me too. I think they're putting something in our food."