2024 Interveiw with Racine Football Star THE WHOPPER

[Licking County Fair]

LCF: Good Morning! How should I address you as part of this interview?

The Whopper: You can call me Mr. Whopper or the Racine GOAT. Either is fine.

LCF: Ok Mr Whopper. When did you play at Southern?

TW: Well it all started back in the early 2000s when I was on those junior high teams that were undefeated 6 years in a row. I rushed for over 1000 yards in every one of those seasons.

LCF: Thats impressive. Did you have any special training techniques back then?

TW: My Dad (Wings Teaford) used to get us boys squattin tiill our 'roids was hittin the floor. Plus we used to swing them cattleballs as part of supersets. We even kept doing those polymetrics that Coach Caldwell liked so much

LCF: What kind of offense did you guys win so many games with?

TW: My Great great grandpappy invented the Wing T offense and my dad perfect it with us. Thats how he got his nickname of Wings Teaford. He was a great player here too and even went to a combine event for the Detroit Lions.

LCF: You look to be in pretty good shape still as long as you understand that round is a shape. Any thoughts of still playing?

TW: We had a deal for me to keep playing for Hanna High School but that kinda fell through. They hored one of them DEI people and they cant keep a team together. Hoping my Daddy will come out of retirment and go down there to coach.

LCF: Good lucj with whatever you do. Any final thoughts?

TW: EASTERN SUCKS! We gonna beat the brakes off that pudgy little troll they hired here recently.