Quotable Quotes

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Oct 29, 2006 5:25 pm

Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have
sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help.
I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:26 pm

"Cuando amor no es locura,no es amor."

(When love is not madness,it is not love)

Pedro Calderon de la Barca---Spanish dramalist--1600-1681

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 7:22 am

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful...

Anton Szandor LaVey

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:11 pm

The older one grows the more one likes indecency.

Virginia Woolf-English author and critic----1882-1941

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:38 am

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:22 pm

It is easier to admire work if you don't do it.

Anonymous

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:16 am

When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.

Sir Winston Churchill

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:53 pm

The amount of sleep required by the average person is just five minutes more.

Anonymous

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:50 am

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither....

Steve Martin

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:24 pm

Among these things but one thing seems certain--that nothing certain exists,and that nothing is more pitiable or more presumptuous than man.

Pliny the Elder, Roman scholar (A.D. 23-A.D. 79)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:22 pm

Thank God every day when you get up that you have
something to do that day which must be done
whether you like it or not. Being forced to work
and forced to do your best will breed in you
temperance and self-control, diligence and
strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a
hundred virtues which the idle will never know.

Basil Carpenter

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 8:45 am

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.

Jonathan Clements

lucky · Post by **lucky** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:27 pm

BECAUSE I SAID SO :!:

I'll tell your DAD :!:

Every mother I know has said this at 1 time or another ;-)

WellstonRocketsFan · Post by **WellstonRocketsFan** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 5:43 pm

"Never stop questioning...Curiosity has it's own reasons for existing..."

Albert Einstein

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."

Albert Einstein

"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."

Albert Einstein

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."

Albert Einstein

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

Albert Einstein

"The only real valuable thing is intuition."

Albert Einstein

"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."

Albert Einstein

"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."

Albert Einstein

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:44 am

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Irv Kupcinet

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:39 am

"We say he is not only a wise man, but also very strong. Although not as strong as his father Barbara." - Borat talking about President Bush

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 5:15 pm

Thanksgiving 8000 calorie poem

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
and your pies take the prize,
and may your Thanksgiving dinner
stay off your thighs!

Unknown Author

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:40 am

Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.

Thomas Szasz, M.D.

Brutus8907 · Post by **Brutus8907** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 12:43 pm

a jump shot can get you a fast car, a supermodel or a swiss bank account but none of these things can get you a jump shot

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 1:00 pm

Under pressure,people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank,but never to being bores.

Elsa Maxwell, American socialite -1883-1963