Quotable Quotes

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:22 am

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much.....

Estonian proverb

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:54 pm

It's not the voting that's democracy--its the counting.

Tom Stoppard,Czechoslovak-born British author and dramatist

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:01 am

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many players on the field

Jim Boulton

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:43 pm

There's nothing that makes you so aware of the improvisation existence as a song unfinished. Or an old address book.

Carson McCullers, American author--1917-1967

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:50 am

Basketball is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.

Dick Vertleib

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:43 pm

^^^^^

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

Robert Frost,American poet 1874-1963

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 5:51 am

They said playing basketball would kill me. Well, not playing basketball was killing me.

Earvin ''Magic'' Johnson

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 12:39 pm

The whole secret of life is to be interested in things well.

Horace Walpole,Fourth Earl of Orford--English author 1717-1797

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:03 pm

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

Erma Bombeck

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:53 am

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.
That's deep enough. What do you want--an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:25 am

"And don't think you're off the hook, voters, you're the ones who made this bed. Now you're the ones who are going to have to move over so a gay couple can sleep in it. Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem-cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants. Oh, and everybody's high! You know what, I've had it! You people don't deserve
a Republican majority. I quit." -- Stephen Colbert being sarcastic

:lol:

RiverRatZap · Post by **RiverRatZap** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 11:28 am

"She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie."
--Dan Rather on Clinton's Senate victory

"I'd say as ugly as a hog lagoon after a bachelor party."
--Dan Rather on the Virginia Senate race

"If you ain't got the yolk, you can't emulsify the Hollandaise."
--Dan Rather on why Sherwood, didn't win

"I'm just a four-dollar gopher in a two-dollar pelt."
--Dan Rather, on appearing on The Daily Show instead of CBS

Tigercannon71 · Post by **Tigercannon71** » Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:02 pm

One is left with the horrible feeling now that war settles nothing; that to win a war is as disastrous as to lose one.
Agatha Christie, Autobiography (1977)
English mystery author (1890 - 1976)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:06 am

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool

Edgar Watson Howe

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:07 am

jello, jello, jello, jello......

GAHS4ever

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:45 am

Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy....

Gary Busey

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:31 am

If we like a man's dream,we call him a reformer; if we don't like his dream's we call him a crank.

William Dean Howells,American author (1837-1920)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:57 am

Man always travels along precipices... His truest obligation is to keep his balance.

Pope John Paul II

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:36 pm

The happiest women,like the happiest nations,have no history.

George Eliot,English author---1819-1880

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:41 am

Good friends are good for your health.

Irwin Sarason