Quotable Quotes

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:19 pm

Talk low, talk slow, and don't say too much.

John Wayne

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:47 pm

The human heart dares not stay away too long from that which hurt it most. There is a return journey to anguish that few of us are released from making.

Lillian Smith,American writer-social critic 1897-1966

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:45 am

Life is just a bowl of pits.
--Rodney Dangerfield

Focused · Post by **Focused** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:02 pm

I kissed my first woman and smoked my first cigarette on the same day..I have never had time for tobacco since.

Arturo Toscanini

yabbadabbadoo · Post by **yabbadabbadoo** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:13 am

The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new ballplayer cares about the name on the back.

Steve Garvey

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 2:04 pm

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
--Mother Teresa

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 11:16 pm

Literature is news that Stays news.

Ezra Pound,American poet-critic--1885-1972

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:27 am

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
cry with your girlfriends.

Laurie Kuslansky

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 8:28 am

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to
somebody else.
- Will Rogers

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:41 am

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

Arnold Glasow

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 1:48 pm

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet
sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then
I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 11:06 pm

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco,British author-poet 1897-1945

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:03 am

I just thought of something funny...your mother.
- Cheech Marin

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:17 pm

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

helen Rowlan,American writer,journalist and humorist--1876 1950

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:31 pm

Life has taught me to think,but thinking has not taught me how to live.

Alexander Herzen,Russian author 1812-1870

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 7:03 am

Draw a crazy picture Write a nutty poem Sing a
mumble-gumble song Whistle through your comb Do a
loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor Put
something silly in the world That ain't been there
before.
- Shel Silverstien

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:23 pm

If you're strong enough,there are no precedents.

F. Scott Fitzgerald,American author--1896-1940

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:12 pm

jealousy is all the fun you think they had

Erica Jong,American author

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 7:56 pm

The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.

Dorothy Day,American social activist--1897-1980

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:22 am

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur
movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't
evolve for another million years. They're afraid
the movie will give kids a mistaken impression.
What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing
and dancing?

Jay Leno