It Must Be True

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:30 am

Most toilets flush in E flat.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 14, 2007 6:22 am

If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:15 pm

Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:07 am

If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:58 pm

At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:46 pm

A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:35 pm

Fat persons have relatively less blood per pound than lean people

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:15 am

In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:18 am

Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:13 am

The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:05 am

Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:27 pm

Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:08 am

You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 6:00 am

The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:05 am

Between seven and ten tons of sugar cane are required to produce a ton of sugar at the sugar mill.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:28 am

The 'spread' of an ordinary parachute when opened is twenty-four feet.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:41 am

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is the only American whose bust is in Westminister Abbey.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 4:29 pm

One hundred forty-six Union soldiers were hanged for desertion during the Civil War.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:15 am

For no apparent reason, men get appendicitis more often than women.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 9:46 pm

Adhesive postage stamps were introduced in the United States on March 31, 1918.