Good Week For

YOU'RE TIGER BAIT · Post by **YOU'RE TIGER BAIT** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:13 am

congratulations on all accounts, did you ever figure out the tractor guy. i saw it, and was quite shocked, can the state handle 2 of us. :lol:

caglewis · Post by **caglewis** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:16 am

Hey thanks, YTB. I'll be heading out to Chicago pretty soon to meet this new little guy.
As for "figuring out the tractor guy", I thought I already DID, but got sworn statements to the contrary! I'm still saving that paper, though.
The OBDTF needs absolute proof for or against the possibility that there are "2 of you" not only in the state but right here in Lawrence Co. It boggles the mind!

TerryGirl · Post by **TerryGirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:51 am

caglewis wrote:I have a new grandson!!! James Zachary [to be called Zack] .

I never did get this sort of thing. If they are going to call him Zack, why did they name him Zachary?? :?:

TerryGirl · Post by **TerryGirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:53 am

You're Tiger Bait wrote:GOOD WEEK FOR SOME LOVIN, SORRY, I'M TAKEN. GOT 20 YEARS IN.

...... and how many years "out" ???

caglewis · Post by **caglewis** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:44 am

I also think you should put the "called by" name first. But it wasn't my choice or decision to make, and I'm most certainly not going to question their's. I'm a geographically far-away Grandma.
I just want to see, hold, and cuddle him as soon and often as possible, and I'll call him whatever they say!!!!!!
His being born at all involved some major medical risks and possible complications.
He's here and healthy as is his mother [12 hrs of labor ending in an emergency C-section] - so choice of his name is WAY down on my list of priorities!

TerryGirl · Post by **TerryGirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:04 am

Wow !! Slow down grandma. I didn't say it should be at the top of your priorities. Can't I even ask you a simple, logical question without getting shot at.. :shock:

Why do people name their kid Joshua then call him Josh? Why didn't they just name him Josh? (Not to be confused with Zack) :lol:

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:31 am

Thinking big,after acclaimed,wheelchair-bound physicist Stephen Hawking declared that humanity is doomed to extinction unless it establishes settlements elsewhere in the universe."We won't find anywhere as nice as Earth," said Hawkins,"unless we go to another star system."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 5:54 pm

People,people who sue people,after reports that angry fans are mounting a class-action lawsuit against Barbra Streisand for coming out of retirement.The irate fans bought expensive tickets for her last tour,which Streidand guaranteed would be her last.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 11:16 pm

Evasive maneuvers, after the announcement by Norwegian scientists that ocean-dwelling herring defend themselves against killer whales by generating clouds of bubbly flatulence.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:43 pm

Answered prayers,after a polish lake became 30 percent vodka following a leak at a distillery.As locals stampeded to collect pails of the lake water,one 71-year-old woman commented,"If God doesn't help,everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:18 pm

British pride, after astonished German breweries warned of an impending shortage at the World Cup,thanks to thirsty England fans who are drinking at a rate of roughly 200 pints a minute."The English proved themselves world champs,"said a Nuremberg city official."They practically drank us dry."

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 4:26 pm

Miracles, after an Argentine soccer fan rose from his wheelchair in excitement during his team's World Cup victory over the Netherlands.It turned out the man and two friends were pretending to be disabled simply to obtain cheap tickets to the game.All three were ejected.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 8:57 am

Digital communication, after a Texas woman received a letter from an ex-boyfriend.Enclosed was a severed human finger and a note saying," This is my last chance to touch you."

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:46 pm

Setting the record straight, after Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones admittted that the tree he fell out of in May,forcing a six-week delay in the band's worldwide tour,was just a few feet high."It certainly was not a coconut tree," Richards said. "It was just a little tree."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:41 pm

Freudians, after a German woman almost went into premature labor after waking to find a 4-foot-long snake in bed beside her.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:17 pm

Bad writing, when retired mechanical engineer Jim Guigli of California won an annual prize for creating the worst opening sentence of an imaginary novel with this entry: Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studing the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while,whose face said angels did exist,and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 23, 2006 9:26 pm

Al Gore, after a freak heat wave--120 degrees in South Dakota!-gripped the United States and Britain just as the former vice-president's global-warming documentary "An Inconvenient Truth" was beginning its slide into obscutity.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:34 pm

The brave new world, after a court in Greece gave permission for a 52-year-old woman to be implanted with a fertilized egg from her 29-year-old daughter.In nine months,she will give birth to her own grandchild.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:36 am

" Progress," after an Italian court ruled that husbands in the traditional nation no longer have the right to demand that their wives scub floors on their knees.