Good Week For

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:54 am

Deer hunters......

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:50 pm

Illiteracy,after education officials in New Zealand announced that students would henceforth be allowed to use "text speak" in written tests.As long as the meaning is clear,teacher will now have to accept text-messaging abbreviations such as "ur" for "your," "sumthng"for "something" and "cu" for "see you" as if they were standard English.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:23 am

wearing shorts and t-shirts.....

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 8:00 am

The Grinch, after a construction worker mistakenly chopped down the 35-foot Christmas tree used every year for holiday celebrations in Port Tampa,Forida."We had history with this tree," said a forlorn Kevin Dwyer,the festival organizer.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:51 pm

Socialized medicine, after the mayor of a small Brazilian town distributed free Viagra to elderly residents.Our elderly population changed, said Joao de Souza Luz.They're much happier.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:44 am

staying close to the fire.......

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:01 am

dressing warm.....

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:10 pm

Surprises,after a Missouri couple bought a $1.600 camcorder,took it home,opened the box,and found a jar of Classico pasta sause where the camera should be.Jim and Melissa Rittenberg asked Best Buy for a replacement camera,but store officials said that the box had been sealed,so the store was not responsible.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:12 am

Christmas shopping...

Fonzie · Post by **Fonzie** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:58 am

sleeping

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:16 am

getting out and enjoy the weather......very nice for December

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:26 pm

Humoring Mom and Dad,after a study in the journal Child development found that somewhere between the ages of 3 and 6, a child's brain figures out all by itself that Santa,the Tooth Fairy,and the Easter Bunny don't exist.Kids often keep up the pretense,the researches said,because it's fun.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:22 pm

Everyone under 30, after a new danish study of 400,000 people found no connection between cell phones use and brain cancer.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:15 am

Blind Drunks,after a leading German brewery announced it will from now on produce beer bottles in braille.Activists for the vision-impaired welcome the news."You often have no idea what's about to go in your mouth," explained Joanna Zimmer.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:00 am

Saparmurat Niyazov, ruler of Turkmenistan and the self-proclaimed "father of all Turkmen,"who opened The World Of Turkmenbashi Tales,an 88-acre theme park devoted to his own magnificence,in the nation's capital,Ashgabar.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:32 am

Freudian slips,after Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert,during a live TV interview last week,included Israel in a list of nuclear-armed nations.For 40 years,Israel has refused to admit it has nuclear weapons.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:55 am

Love-ins, after two aging hippies from California invited all inhabitants of planet Earth to join them in a "synchronized orgasm" on the Winter Solstice. Donna Sheehan,76 and Paul Reffell,55 were hoping to enlist the participation of 1 billion people,whose simultaneous release of sexual energy was supposed to further the cause of world peace.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:59 am

Conspicuous consumption, after a hotel in Jakarta,Indonesia,added a $110 Kobe beef hamburger to its menu.The average annual income in Indonesia is about $1,000.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:14 pm

Hygiene, after the city of Las Vegas,in an attempt to crack down on the homeless,made it illegal to sleep within 500 feet of unattended feces.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:37 pm

Wearing underwear,after a Florida woman's bra strap stopped a stray bullet fired during a New Year's celebration.It's wasn't very expensive,"said a grateful Debbie Bingham of the gold-colored undergarment."I'd love to have a couple more of those bras."