Good Week For

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:14 pm

Overfed Fidos, after the FDA approved a drug from Pfizer that will help millions of obese American dogs lose weight.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:08 pm

Insomniac bears, after brown bears at the Moscow Zoo finally went into hibernation two months late.The bears had been pacing restlessly for months,disoriented by Moscow's warmest winter on record.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:15 pm

The Bald-pride movement,after Bruce Willis warned the world not to make fun of his lack of hair. "I'm a man,"said Willis,51,"and I will beat up anybody who tries to tell me that I am not a man just because my hair is thinning.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:50 am

tubing and sleigh riding....

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:28 pm

Stating the obvious, after researchers announced that American teenagers are selfish and materialistic.Three out of four teens told researchers they'd be happier if only they had more money to spend on themselves.

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:56 pm

sleding and four wheeler riding

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 10:31 am

Colombia,after researchers in Dublin found that 100 percent of all Irish currency they examined contained traces of cocaine.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 6:46 pm

tubing

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:24 pm

staying home

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 7:58 pm

buying Valentines day gifts

Mouth's Better Half · Post by **Mouth's Better Half** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 9:56 pm

Winning the lotto!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:58 am

watching high school roundball

4sporterEHS · Post by **4sporterEHS** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:11 am

sleep

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:23 pm

Smokers,after several suburbs of Chicago called energency meetings to postpone new restrictions on smoking in bars until after the Super Bowl,in which the Chicago Bears are to face the Indianapolis Colts.Go Bears,said JoAnn Kelly,mayor of Oak Forest.

4sporterEHS · Post by **4sporterEHS** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:05 pm

smokers?

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:49 pm

The chronically flatulent, after Under-Tec,the underwear maker,unveiled a new line of "gas-eater" underpants,whose airtight design and charcoal filters allow the wearer to break wind without bystanders noticing.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:00 pm

Doing your own stunts,after a drunken man running down a hallway tripped and crashed through a window on the 17th floor of a hotel in Minneapolis.Joshua Hanson,29,plummeted 160 feet,but hit an awning,which broke his fall;he suffered only a broken leg.Experts said the intoxicated have a "disproportionate survival rate" in such incidents,because their muscles are so relaxed.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:53 am

Cops,after Dr. Robert Bohannon,a molecular biologist,unveiled the world's first caffeinated donut.By microencapsulating caffeine particles inside the doughnut that need not be dunked in coffee.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:29 pm

staying home

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:26 am

being a student