Good Week For

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:04 pm

Overkill,after opponents of late Serbian President Slobodan Milosevic dug up his corpse and drove a stake through his heart ,apparently to minimize the odds of him returning from the dead.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:20 pm

Pluto,after New Mexico Legislators demanded that the distant lump of rock and ice be officially reinstated as the ninth planet,at least "as Pluto passes overhead through New Mexico's excellent skies."

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:48 pm

The prosecution,after an expert testified that somebody Googled "how to commit murder" on the home computer of a New Jersey woman charged with murdering her husband.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:19 pm

Sensitivity, after Massachusetts state senators demanded a new name for the States Department of Mental Retardation. the world has changed radically,said Sen. Stephen Brewer. certain names that used to be okay now aren't.He suggested the agency be named the Department of Challenged Citizens.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:40 pm

Silver foxes, after a brothel in Germany announced a 50 percent discount to senior citizens."All clients need to do is show us some proof of age,"said a spokesman,adding that the discount only applies during afternoon hours.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:17 am

Scientology, after several items of tiny blue clothing appeared among pink ones in the online baby-cloths registry of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fueling rumors that baby Suri may soon have a brother.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:05 am

Bubber

after a 35-year-old Florida man who jumped off the balcony of a cruise ship sirvived for eight hours in the water because he weighed 300 pounds and could float.Michael Mankamyer was found 20 miles from where he hit the water,tired and cold but alive.Someone who is really overweight and has excess fat, their body density would be less than water, said a University of Miami anatomy specialist.

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:38 am

Fishing for the begining along with some basebalkl thrown into the mix, but at the end of the week be prepared to get your winter jackets out.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:16 pm

Australia, after the capture in Darwin of a poisonous toad the size of a dog. The cane toad,which Assie tabloids dubbed "Toadzilla," had been terrorizing local residents,as well as snakes,lizards,and small marsupials.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 06, 2007 7:48 pm

Persistence, after the Guinness Book of Records confirmed that Englishman Robert Garside,40 has become the first man to run all the way around the world.Garside spent five years and eight months on the 35,000-mile run,marrying a woman he met while jogging through Venezuela.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:32 am

Happy Landing,after a Chinese woman survived an accidental plunge off her sixth-story balcony in Beijing when she came down in a deep pile of human excrement.The poop was being cleaned out od a septic tank.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:31 am

getting pulled over, after the LAPD replaced its foot-long metal flashlight with a lighter,brighter plastic version that Chief William Bratton said would both "give officiers the upper hand in fighting crime," and provide them with less temptation to "strike someone around the head."

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:39 am

Google searches,after the company finally located a 3-foot-long pet python that had escaped from its owner and roamed free in the company's massive Manhattan officers for three days.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Apr 14, 2007 1:11 pm

Pork fat, after a team of food scientist at Leeds University discovered the perfect formula for the perfect bacon sandwich, after testing 700 combinations of cooking temperatures and cuts of bacon.The critical element,they found,is crunchiness."Everyone agreed that tough or chewy bacon is a turnoff," said learned scientist Graham Clayton.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:23 pm

Manatees, with the news that the gentle,lugubrious sea cows may no longer be facing extinction.The Fish and Wildlife Service counted 2,812 manatees in Florida waters,up from 1,267 in 1991.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 6:26 am

getting out and enjoying the weather.....

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:51 am

Late bloomers,after a 102-year-old California woman became the oldest person to hit a hole in one on a regulation golf course. For an old lady said Elsie McLean,I still hit the ball pretty ggod.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:36 am

enjoying the spring like weather

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:26 pm

Incentives,after a British man collected $50,000 in winning on a $200 bet he made 10 years ago,when he was 90,that he would live to be 100.Alec Holden,born April 24,1907,admitted he had been "very careful" in the weeks leading up to his birthday,and frequently reminded himself "to keep breathing."

Post by **noreply66** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:53 pm

Messages from above,after copious amounts of rain and snow forced postponement of this month's meeting of the Montana state Drought Advisory Committee