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Chinese Dogs after Beijing ordered restaurants to remove dog, meat from their menus during the Olympics so as not to offend Western sensiblities.
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Foot fetishists, after a Virginia spa began offering pedicures performed by 100 tiny Garra fish, also known as "doctor fish" in Asian countries. The toothless fish nibble off calluses and other dead skin. "it's a little ticklish, actually," said one customer.
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Being prepared for all circumstances, after Jeff Nichols of San Diego lifted his wife's wedding gown to retrieve her garter so he could toss it into the crowd, only to find a thigh holster and a loaded revolver. "Oops, wrong leg," Nichols said. His bride is a police officer.
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Notoriety, after former president candidate John Edwards continued to book speaking engagements on "The American Dream" for $65,000
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Switching sides after a search of public records found that 36 percent of Atlanta police academy graduates have criminal records. "WE would like, in an idea world, to see every applicant with a clean record, but obvously thats not reality," said a police official.
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Plants, after the Swiss parliament passed legislation affirming the dignity of all vegetation and decrying such activities as " the decapitation of wildflowers at the roadside without rational reason."
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Bringing your shampoo, with the news that in 2009, airline passengers will be allowed to carry normal bottles of liquids onto planes again, thanks to improved X-ray technology. "That's a major milestone for security," said a government spokesman.
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Tony Dow, who played Wally Clever on Leave it to Beaver, after one of his abstract sculptures went on display at the Louvre. "I'm really proud of Leave it to Beaver," the 63-year old Dow said, "but I don't think they know anything about that at the Louvre."
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Blessed silence, after professional antagonist Ann Coulter injured herself in a fall and had to have her jaw wired shut.
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Staying busy in retirement--after Rajo Devi of India became a mother for the first time at age 70 Her doctor says she is the oldest person yet to give birth after in vitro fertilization.