Bad Week For

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 9:47 pm

Knowing how to take a joke,after two Romanian villagers sued a Hollywood studio for $30 millino because the Borat movie depicts them and their neighbors as rapists,abortionists,prostitutes,and thieves.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:04 pm

Transgendered deer,after a North Dakota deer hunter shot and killed a handsome buck with an impressive rack of antlers,only to find that the animal was physiologically female.It's got no male utilities,said a mystified Carmen Ericson.It has teats.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:17 pm

Symbols,with the news that the city of Los angeles would replace its iconic palm trees with sycamores and other trees that are cheaper to maintain and don't routinely drop large,spiky fronds on cars and litigious pedestrains.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:12 pm

Staying in character, after actor James Barbour,who played the Beast in the Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast, was charged with sexually molesting a 15-year-old female fan who came backstage to express her admiration.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:19 pm

Coverups,after a female passenger on an American Airlines flight had an episode of flatulence and lit several matches to hide the smell. Alarmed fellow passengers reported a sharp burning odor,and the flight made an emergency landing in Nashville,where all 99 passengers were searched and interrogated by the FBI.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:15 pm

Indian Men,after a study found that up to 60 percent of the country's males are too modestly endowed to wear condoms of the international standard size.Dr. Chander Puri called for a wider variety of condoms sizes in India's vending machines,"so people can pick a condom with confidence that is their needs."

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:01 am

Having it both ways,after a Romanian Catholic priest began fining brides who wear white on their wedding day despite having already lost theit virginity.The size of the fine will depend on "how intimate a couple have been before they get married," said Rev.Petrica Bratu.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:12 am

Airport security rules,after Ohio State quarterback Troy Smith,two weeks ago, was not allowed to take his newly won Heisman Trophy on a plane trip home.The famous bronze statuette of a stiffarming running back has obvious potential for use as a weapon,particularly against members of the flight crew playing the cornerback or free-safety positions.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:48 am

Abstinence,after a new study of 38,000 people found that 95 percent of them had engaged in premarital sex.Women born in the 1940s were not much more chaste than women born in the 1980s: 88 percent of the older gals admitted to having sex before their wedding day.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:55 am

Traveling with Grandma,last week after a woman going through screening of carry-on baggage at Los Angeles International Airport put her 1-month-old grandson on the conveyor belt.A started screener eyeballing baggage and shoes saw the child's skeleton on her X-ray monitor and pulled him out.This was an innocent mistake by an obviously inexperienced traveler, said an airport official.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:22 am

Buckeye fans....

The Enforcer · Post by **The Enforcer** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:28 am

and Bobcat fans also

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:18 pm

Hygiene, with the news that Scottish soldiers are being forced to share kilts.Thanks to a contractual dispute with manufacturers,the Royal Regiment of Scotland currently has only one ceremonial man-skirt for every 15 soldiers.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:44 pm

Skiers, after climate scientists predicted that with global warming and the return of the El Nino weather pattern,2007 will be even warmer than 2006 or any previous year in the past century.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:18 pm

The slut look,after new friends Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were announced as co-winners of the 2006 Worst Dressed award by fashion guru Mr. Blackwell,who called the pair "two peas in an overexposed pod."

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:03 pm

Paranola, after a rottin-egg smell descended on Manhattan for hours,causing several building to be evacuated and frightened throngs to wonder if a terrorists were attacing the city with gas. Officials later blamed swamp gas from New Jersey.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:20 am

working outside......

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 3:22 pm

Going in peace, after residents of an Arizona suburb reported finding small white rats emerging from their toilet bowls.The neighborhood shares a sewer system with the University of Arizona,which uses white rats for research but denies having lost any.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:23 pm

Cats, after a study revealed that lost dogs are far more likely to be returned to their owners than lost cats,owing to a higher prevalence of ID tags and implanted microchips among members of the canine community.

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:25 pm

bad week for swimming outside