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The OSP can now pull you over for following to close to the fog line.


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The maximun penalty for double parking in Minneapolis,Minn.,is working on a chain gang with nothing to eat but bread and water.


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It's illegal to eat snakes in Kansas


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In Ohio, it is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.


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Also in Ohio, it is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.


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In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.


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In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.


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It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds in Idaho


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In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.


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There is a law on the books of TENNESSEE that says a man must run in front of a vehicle that a woman is driving, and, that the car may not go faster than five miles an hour!


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In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants


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Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona


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Somebodt better tell the cops:

In ohio No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.


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Red cars are outlawed in Shanghai,China...and other automobile colors are assigned according to the owmer's profession.


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In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants


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English law forbids marrying your mother-in-law.


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English law forbids marrying your mother-in-law.


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Toronto,Canada,law requires pedestrians to give hand signals before turning.


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Horses in Mukden,China, are required to wear diapers;their owners are required "to empty them at regular intervals into soecially constructed receptacles."


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At one time in Saudi Arabia a woman was free to divorce her husband if he didn't keep her supplied with coffee.


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