LOONEY LAWS

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:25 am

Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:42 am

In Corning, Iowa, it is illegal to speak to anyone passing along the street or sidewalk.

mustang_lvr · Post by **mustang_lvr** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:27 pm

allowing bush to become president

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 8:31 am

It is illegal to paint a horse in Vermont.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:20 am

An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in-meat freezer!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:38 pm

In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:39 pm

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 8:19 am

It is illegal to skateboard on walls "or other vertical surfaces" in Palo Alto.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 2:43 pm

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There was a civil-service job- for men only- called a corset inspector.)

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 11:10 am

In Seattle it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:38 pm

Also in Seattle it is illegal for a woman to sit on a man's lap on a bus unless there is a pillow between them.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:16 am

In Miami, it's illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:17 pm

It is illegal to take a bath in the wintertime in Indiana.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:44 am

In Gary, Ind., persons are prohibited from attending a movie house or other theater and from riding a public streetcar within four hours of eating garlic.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:33 am

In Corning, Iowa, it is illegal to speak to anyone passing along the street or sidewalk.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:40 pm

Warn your hubby that after love making in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you- or holding you in his arms.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:42 pm

In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:36 am

In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 8:39 am

In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:51 am

No one may catch fish with his bare hands in Kansas.