LOONEY LAWS

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:28 am

It is illegal in Oklahoma to give liquor to a fish

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:48 am

In Devon, Ct., it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:43 am

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:22 am

In Helena, Montana a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing. I guess those folks don't know the likes of buxom strippers like Pandora Peaks who can wear next to nothing and it would still weigh a few pounds.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:16 am

WYOMING

It's pretty hard to be a barfly! A woman is not allowed within five feet of a bar -- sitting or standing -- if she is having a drink.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:57 am

It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:57 am

INDIANA

Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:41 am

IOWA

Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:38 pm

MISSOURI

In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:29 am

NEVADA

In Eureka men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 8:35 am

In Michigan a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:30 pm

PENNSYLVANIA
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:39 am

RHODE ISLAND

In Providence it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:07 pm

GEORGIA

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:05 am

WASHINGTON D.C.
A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:49 am

In Texas, it's illegal to milk another person's cow.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:15 am

In Greene, NY it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:53 pm

CALIFORNIA
It is illegal to skateboard on walls "or other vertical surfaces" in Palo Alto.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:19 am

FLORIDA

A special law prohibits unmarried women (whether single, divorced or widowed) from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 6:56 am

MISSOURI

In Merryville, Missouri women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."