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What is another word for "thesaurus"?


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If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?


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How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?


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The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to reach it.


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Two wrongs are only the beginning.


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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.


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Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route....


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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.


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Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?


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How come wrong numbers are never busy?


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It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.


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Company only shows up when your house is messy and the phone always rings as you sit down to dinner


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Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?


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Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!


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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.


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Does a fish get cramps after eating?


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What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?


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After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?


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" If there's one thing I've learned over the past seventeen years as a salesman, it's that the gift of humility lies within each of us, but unfortunately, very few of us get past the wrapping paper."

Chad Hayworth


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What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?


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