Thoughts

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:51 pm

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:22 pm

If sour milk is used to make yogurt, how do you know when yogurt has gone bad?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:05 am

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:18 pm

The severity of the itch is proportional to inability to reach it.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Nov 28, 2006 7:10 pm

Two wrongs are only the beginning.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:12 am

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:08 am

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route....

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 03, 2006 7:37 am

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:19 am

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:01 am

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:56 am

It must be true that men are from Mars. Look at how the place has deteriorated.

grndma1 · Post by **grndma1** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:03 am

Company only shows up when your house is messy and the phone always rings as you sit down to dinner

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:38 am

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:36 am

Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia!

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:22 pm

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:19 am

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:18 am

What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:54 am

After you lose an election, will they let you back into all the exclusive clubs you resigned from?

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 6:13 am

" If there's one thing I've learned over the past seventeen years as a salesman, it's that the gift of humility lies within each of us, but unfortunately, very few of us get past the wrapping paper."

Chad Hayworth

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:59 pm

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?