Quotes Only!

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:53 pm

Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty;and besides,the pig enjoys it.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:08 am

happiness is getting a bill you've already paid,which means you can sit down and write a nasty letter.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:58 am

Some people pay a compliment as it they wanted a receipt.

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:03 am

If you dont chew Big red than **** You.

- Ricky Bobby

Sports_Man · Post by **Sports_Man** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:04 am

IF YOUR NOT FIRST, YOUR LAST

-RICKY BOBBY

Remember_The_Name · Post by **Remember_The_Name** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:05 am

SHAKE AND BAKE!

- Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:03 pm

No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society.
If we're looking for the sources of our troubles,
we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ignorance, greed and love of power.

P. J. O'Rourke

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:41 pm

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:37 am

Having a big family is a good way to make sure there will always be someone to answer the phone---and forget the message.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 8:28 am

A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing

Marilyn Monroe

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:13 pm

It is possible to come back from Las Vegas with a small fortune--providing you went there with a large one.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:55 am

A hypochondriac can't leave being well enough alone

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Sun Nov 04, 2007 8:01 pm

It destroys one's nerve to be amiable every day to the same human being.

Benjamin Disraeli

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:49 pm

To improve your memory lend people money.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:11 am

No one is so old that he thinks he cannot live one more year.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 3:17 pm

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, he sings

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:53 am

Most people can keep a secret. It's the people they tell who can't.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 8:28 pm

Never forget that you are part of the people who can be fooled part of the time.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 9:18 am

The truly thoughtful teenager leaves enough gas in the car so you can make it to the gas station.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 13, 2007 8:31 am

When he puts 2 cents worth in , at least he wasn't overcharged.