Quotes Only!

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:49 pm

Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 17, 2007 9:13 pm

People who say "nothing is impossible" don't have teenagers.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 18, 2007 10:46 pm

A husband who thinks he's smarter than his wife is married to a very smart woman.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:50 pm

A practical nurse is one who marries a rich patient.

BubbleGumTiger · Post by **BubbleGumTiger** » Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:18 pm

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough
money so that you won't have to work.

Ogden Nash

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:30 am

^^^^that almost sounds like Yogi Berra

Some people are good losers; the others can't act.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:38 pm

Depend on the rabbit's foot, but remember--it didn't work for the rabbit.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:17 pm

Don't go into the water after a hearty meal. You'll never find it there.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:08 am

I never repeat gossip, so listen the first time.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:13 am

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Nov 26, 2007 8:29 pm

I went on a 14-day diet, and all I lost was 2 weeks

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:24 am

If you miss your anniversary, you'll catch it later.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:23 pm

Don't worry about average---you're as close to the top as you are to the bottom.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:54 pm

Interest your children in bowling--get them off the streets and into the alleys

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:25 am

The best thing about dictating a letter is that you can use words that you don't know how to spell.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:31 am

English is a funny language. A fat chance and a slim chance are the same thing.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:18 pm

If it were not for marriage, husbands and wives would have to bicker with perfect strangers.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:52 pm

You think you have problems? We have a plumber who no longer makes house calls.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:44 pm

Social tact is making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:53 pm

When it comes to work, there are many who will stop at nothing.