Quotes Only!

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Mar 23, 2008 8:27 am

It's easy tp spot a well- informed man-he's the one whose views match yours.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 9:18 am

The only thing improved by anger is the arch on a cat's back.

Post by **noreply66** » Wed Mar 26, 2008 7:33 am

A bore never runs out of conversation--just listeners.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:01 pm

You can move mountains. Try doing it a stone at a time.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:52 am

Most people would be satisfied with enough if others didn't have more.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:07 am

A person with a green thumb could be a great gardner or a lousy painter

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:02 am

Real friends are those who, after you've made a fool of yourself, don't think it did permanent damage.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:00 am

If at first you don't suceed, try looking in the wastebasket for directions.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:01 am

No woman prefers a perfect husband, because he doesn't give her anything to work on.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 7:53 am

If you think you might be able to look back at today and laugh about it--why not do it today?

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:21 pm

An optimist is one who gets chased up a tree by a lion but enjoys the scenry

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:33 am

It is hard to believe that a fellow is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

Post by **noreply66** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 2:09 pm

it takes less time to do the right thing than to explain why you did it wrong

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:45 am

Always look in the oven before you turn it on

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:56 pm

Last Father's Day my son gave me something I've Always wanted--the keys to my car.

Post by **noreply66** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:13 am

Ingolf, the ball always lies poorly and the golfer well.

Post by **noreply66** » Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:10 pm

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into 3 major categories--those that don't work, those that break down. and those that get lost.

Post by **noreply66** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:19 pm

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.

Post by **noreply66** » Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:26 am

He took his misfortune like a man. He blamed it on his wife.

Post by **noreply66** » Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:57 am

If it weren't for the optimist the pessimist would not know how happy he isn't

SoutheasternOhioPreps.com